Caption this pic - July 4th weekend edition

[KG1]

BOOM! chik-a mau mau DIG-IT!

 

[chocktaw2]

" I'm just a hunk a hunk of burning love"!

 

[chocktaw2]

" I shot the sheriff"..................

 

[lovemachine]

"I feel pretty!"

 

[HandK]

Celebrating the fact that he shares the same DNA as 99.999 percent of the people from Alabama!! Disclaimer!! No Alabamans were injured in this test!!

 

[GREEN607]

"Grief! I guess I do need glasses. Meant to grab my pack of urine-testing litmus paper, not the match book."

 

[Integraholic]

"Black Owl Customs - We **** excellence"

 

[jsharmon7]

Jimbo's first, last, and only day as a NASA rocket scientist.

 

[Mr. Habib]

Don't worry dear, the ad says this home vasectomy kit is guaranteed to work.

 

[goinggreyfast]

You think this is cool? Wait till I get out the single shot aerial!

 

[Hoosierdood]

How YOU doin?

 

[Noland]

I knew I should have called the doctor after four hours.

 

[firehawk1]

Hey y'all... Watch this!!!

DAMN.... beat me to it.

 

[Bill of Rights]

I have three suggestions:

1. "It takes not a majority, but rather a tireless and irate minority to set brush fires of liberty in the minds of men." - Samuel Adams
2. They call me Rod... Hot Rod.
   
   
   and last but not least...
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGHodFVxPmI
   
   "It's on

   

   .... My dork is on

   

   ...."​

 

[Integraholic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lidFipyLG8k&feature=related

 

[level.eleven]

in no other country in the world would I be free to burn my junk off. Happy fourth of july!

Winner.

 

[scott delaney]

they make a cream for this problem!

 

[slimplmbr]

It burns when I pee doc.

 

[Stschil]

Dear Johnny Knoxville,
I understand your crew crew has an open position for the Jackass 4 movie.
Enclosed you will find my arrest record, my last HIV test results, and a few pictures of me in action.
I sincerely hope you consider me as I am your biggest fan.

XOXOXO

Bubba

 

[nighthawk80]

Now on sale, the new, Do-it-at-home SBR kit!