Wooden stakes injure and kill the undead and alive with equal effectiveness.
I just carry bullets filled with silver, garlic and holy water. It covers most possibilities that may arise.
Add a little pig grease and you are loaded for ISIS as well
Nope, just a "Coming soon to a theater near you" lawsuit“I really hope this doesn’t cause a problem because it was a black man and a white cop,” said Cynthia Stack, 49, who is white and has lived on Howe Street, a stone’s throw from the shooting scene, for a year. “No one goes around waving a stick. The guy definitely has some issues, and I would hate to see the cop suffer for that. I think the officer was doing his job. He had every reason to use force.”
So...no Ferguson repeat then?...
Hands Up! Don't Stake!
Hands Up! Don't Stake!
Hands Up! Don't Stake!
Hands Up! Don't Stake!
Hands Up! Don't Stake!
Hands Up! Don't Stake!
Hands Up! Don't Stake!
Hands Up! Don't Stake!
Hands Up! Don't Stake!
Hands Up! Don't Stake!