Boston cop shoots vampire hunter

[KLB]

You mean vampires don't actually sparkle in the sunlight like in Twilight???

What's next? You gonna tell me Hobbits don't actually have big feet??

Sure they do. Only they wear shoes now to hide the hair on them

 

[TheWabbit]

I hate to be a stickler but TV shows and movies don't count as folklore...

True Blood is based on the Sookie Stackhouse books by Charlene Harris. Blade is based on the Marvel comic book character. The Witcher is based on the various books by Andrzej Sapkowski.

 

[nakinate]

Sure they do. Only they wear shoes now to hide the hair on them

 

[vitamink]

True Blood is based on the Sookie Stackhouse books by Charlene Harris. Blade is based on the Marvel comic book character. The Witcher is based on the various books by Andrzej Sapkowski.

I think you have just sprayed this thread with your nerd musk.

 

[TheWabbit]

I think you have just sprayed this thread with your nerd musk.

Geek, not nerd. I don't speak Klingon, Elvish, or Dwarfish. Besides, Geralt of Rivia is an awesome character. Just imagine Van Helsing in Game of Thrones.

And who do you want building your AK rifle? The geek/nerd that reads too much about weapons and monsters or some hairy fat dude playing with his hummer?

 

[vitamink]

Touché

 

[Thor]

True Blood is based on the Sookie Stackhouse books by Charlene Harris. Blade is based on the Marvel comic book character. The Witcher is based on the various books by Andrzej Sapkowski.

A series of fiction books don't count as folklore either, even if they are marginally based on vague references to folklore. Just because someone mentions an elf or vampire in a book does not make it actual folklore.

 

[nakinate]

A series of fiction books don't count as folklore either, even if they are marginally based on vague references to folklore. Just because someone mentions an elf or vampire in a book does not make it actual folklore.

QFT.

Werewolf and Vampire folklore goes back centuries, much further than comic books and Stephanie Meyer novels.

 

[halfmileharry]

Does zombie ammo have to be silver too? I learn valuable info all the time on INGO. It's a shame I wasted all the money on college. Maybe not. Lots of booze and broads was fun.

 

[nakinate]

Does zombie ammo have to be silver too? I learn valuable info all the time on INGO. It's a shame I wasted all the money on college. Maybe not. Lots of booze and broads was fun.

Nah, you just have to make sure it's a head shot on a Zombie. Be sure to write this stuff down. Killing imaginary monsters is serious business.

 

[halfmileharry]

Nah, you just have to make sure it's a head shot on a Zombie. Be sure to write this stuff down. Killing imaginary monsters is serious business.

I'm printing it out on paper. Most of my training is imaginary so I'm on track with the monster stuff. Zombies=head....Vampires=heart....werewolves=silver bullet in normal kill zone...Got it.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

And who do you want building your AK rifle? The geek/nerd that reads too much about weapons and monsters or some hairy fat dude playing with his hummer?

Which one can drink the most vodka and is named Ivan?

 

[TheWabbit]

Which one can drink the most vodka and is named Ivan?

So your rifle will work as well as the Saiga shotgun known as a Drunk Ivan?

Werewolf and Vampire folklore goes back centuries, much further than comic books and Stephanie Meyer novels.

Elements of the vampire legend are centuries old, but the vampire creature is from Bram Stoker, who embellished the Easter European version of the myth. The vampiric legends in old Mesopotamia and Middle Ages were believed to be blood-sucking demons/Efreet or possessed humans (pagans if you were the Church). Diseases like rabies (light sensitivity) also contributed to the legend.

 

[nakinate]

So your rifle will work as well as the Saiga shotgun known as a Drunk Ivan?



Elements of the vampire legend are centuries old, but the vampire creature is from Bram Stoker, who embellished the Easter European version of the myth. The vampiric legends in old Mesopotamia and Middle Ages were believed to be blood-sucking demons/Efreet or possessed humans (pagans if you were the Church). Diseases like rabies (light sensitivity) also contributed to the legend.

That doesn't answer my question though! Do they sparkle or not?!

 

[TheWabbit]

That doesn't answer my question though! Do they sparkle or not?!

Only in Utah.

 

[halfmileharry]

Nah, you just have to make sure it's a head shot on a Zombie. Be sure to write this stuff down. Killing imaginary monsters is serious business.

Do we have hunting seasons on said creatures? I didn't see it on the DNR website. Copy and Paste please. I'll probably need Kirk to interpret as well.

 

[TheWabbit]

Do we have hunting seasons on said creatures? I didn't see it on the DNR website. Copy and Paste please. I'll probably need Kirk to interpret as well.

First, I've had a great time on this thread. Now I want to rewatch "Monster Squad."

You might not find vampires on the DNR website, but you will find goblins (the Col. Jeff Cooper type) locally.

 

[Hornett]

Be sure to write this stuff down. Killing imaginary monsters is serious business.

LOL
So true.

 

[HoughMade]

A series of fiction books don't count as folklore either, even if they are marginally based on vague references to folklore. Just because someone mentions an elf or vampire in a book does not make it actual folklore.

But let's be clear- Bram Stoker is a reliable source.

 

[HoughMade]

The real question is why was the cop so afraid of the wooden stake? Unless, the cop was the vampire he was hunting.

Wooden stakes injure and kill the undead and alive with equal effectiveness.