Best Gun Quote

[redneckmedic]

[Homeboys in gunshop] "How much farther do that six-inch barrel shoot than that fo'?"

[Gunshop employee, deadpan] "About two"

Must have been the same guys I saw talking about the .380!!

 

[OneBadV8]

"...mounted a .Ma Deuce .50 caliber machinegun with 10,000 rounds, protecting our freedom one half-inch at a time." - Ted Nugent

 

[Skoty]

Went into Best Buy few weeks ago to buy some movies picked up Wanted some others as well. I was OC'ing at the time.

Cashier - You into guns dude?
Me - I look at my XD tell him "nope, not at all (sarcastically)
Cashier - My boy is a Recon Sniper in the FBI and showed me how to curve bullets the other day out of my Glock Fowty.
Me - I didn't know they had a 40 series Glock
Cashier - Only FBI can get them, my boy sold it to me for 750
Me - Sounds like you got a good deal then.

 

[Uralguy]

Stupid Customers

I used to work for a Gun Dealer and I thought most of the customers rode the short bus to the store. Then we got our Class 3 license. The stupidity was increased by about 1000% because now we had to listen to dealers who knew nothing. Loud and stupid always ride together.

 

[jmiller676]

Murphy:You know, on TV you always got that guy that jumps over the sofa.
Connor: And then you gotta shoot at him for ten f**king minutes, too.
Murphy: Aye.
Connor: Christ.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are.


my favorite scene

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[RogerB]

over heard at the last 1500 gun and knife show...

Guy 1: man there ain't sh!t here...

Guy 2: yeah, man we shoulda waited for the 1600...I hear they have more stuff at that one.






Just kidding, but I wouldn't be surprised if it has been said.

 

[cce1302]

Oh yeah forgot one:
I was at Expert Tire on Western in South Bend. Guy behind the counter started telling me he was former military (I'm active duty).
Me: Oh yeah?
Him: Yeah. I'm a Ranger/sniper. (I think thats what he said. It was a year ago.) I have the record for the longest shot. 4 miles.
Me: Oh really? with what?
Him: Fitty cal.
Me: Well, I wouldn't tell anybody else that story.
Him: Yeah, I haven't told anyone.
Me: Good, because the .50 cal doesn't reach 4 miles. (it technically can, but that's its max overall range, taking several seconds to get there, with the holdover being close to one mile.)
Him: It does from a helicopter.
Me: No, no it doesn't.

 

[redneckmedic]

I'm going to wait for this thread to his 5 pages then declare a winner. The winner will get one of those glock 40 models Skoty was talking about!!

 

[jeremy]

I'm going to wait for this thread to his 5 pages then declare a winner. The winner will get one of those glock 40 models Skoty was talking about!!

LOL!

Does that come in the current Tupperware colors, or is it an older model year?

 

[Arm America]

Those that hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.
Thomas Jefferson

 

[chasekerion4]

Went into Best Buy few weeks ago to buy some movies picked up Wanted some others as well. I was OC'ing at the time.

Cashier - You into guns dude?
Me - I look at my XD tell him "nope, not at all (sarcastically)
Cashier - My boy is a Recon Sniper in the FBI and showed me how to curve bullets the other day out of my Glock Fowty.
Me - I didn't know they had a 40 series Glock
Cashier - Only FBI can get them, my boy sold it to me for 750
Me - Sounds like you got a good deal then.

Folks they do make the Glock Fowty... Here it is

 

[Arm America]

A few more.............

An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

A gun in hand is better than a cop on the phone.

COLT: The original point and click interface.

Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

Those that trade liberty for security have neither.

Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.

911: Government sponsored Dial-A-Prayer.

 

[Roadie]

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.
Ted Nugent

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.
Ted Nugent

 

[Roadie]

Folks they do make the Glock Fowty... Here it is

I just seriously laughed outloud, my co-workers have to think I am nuts

 

[glockman22]

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.
Ted Nugent

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.
Ted Nugent

+1 for you and the nuge man

 

[Roadie]

Another good Ted quote:

Ted Nugent: "To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic."

Ted For President!

 

[shooter@5(4)life]

Being an HVAC technician and while working in the ghetto in a multi-apartment rental house basement I heard one of the funnest things I have heard in a long time. The landlord gave us the keys thinking no one would be home. To my sup prize after pounding my hammer on some duct work I heard this elderly black lady say: who down dare mi dawg gown still own yu an I gets mi showtgun an shooooot yo a##!!! LOL................ true story guys! And I didn't even know what "still on you" meant until I got back to the shop and asked one of the younger guys!!!

 

[lowriderjim]

Clown said he went to sniper school. I said that I did too. It was on the military channel and only took two hours.

I also went to HALO school on the same channel but didn't graduate because I had to visit to latrine and missed the last 15 minutes.

RVN Veteran long time ago.

 

[Fishersjohn48]

And "still on you" means??? For those of us that don't have anyone younger around them right now.

 

[redneckmedic]

And I didn't even know what still on you meant until I got back to the shop and asked one of the younger guys!!!

Don't leave us hanging, what does it mean?!?