Be alert , boys and girls!!!!!

[2in1evtime]

Whew i was starting to become concerned that the solar flares and meteors were going to hit, turning all the clowns loose then they in turn set the aliens loose to pick up church mouse to do those nasty sexual things to him. After 14 pages we find out it is about the terrorist!!

 

[padawan]

Okay, off to mow... I'm gonna hook up the garden cart to tow my extra ammo... can't be too careful!

I wouldn't unhitch that garden cart of ammo just yet...

It's only 8am...

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I wouldn't unhitch that garden cart of ammo just yet...

It's only 8am...

Oh I'm up at the house now, so I'm good to go. Just wanted to make sure I had a few thousand rounds with me in case I had to fight my way back up from the back yard.

 

[BogWalker]

Okay, so it is potential terrorism, and it has something to do with the election maybe?

 

[avboiler11]

3 men charged in Garden City bomb plot

 

[SMiller]

This thread sucks!

 

[GregD]

This thread sucks!

You have that right, and a big waste of time!

 

[Wild Deuce]

*

 

[OutdoorDad]

Be cautious for the next several weeks.
I've uncovered a coordinated plot to scam homeowners in a door to door assault by groups of adolescents.

I'm unsure of the exact date and time.

They may be wearing disguises.

I recommend stocking up on high calorie foodstuffs in preparation for expected activity.

Indications are that action will occur at the end of the month - coordinated with social security check mailings.

 

[Vigilant]

Be cautious for the next several weeks.
I've uncovered a coordinated plot to scam homeowners in a door to door assault by groups of adolescents.

I'm unsure of the exact date and time.

They may be wearing disguises.

I recommend stocking up on high calorie foodstuffs in preparation for expected activity.

Indications are that action will occur at the end of the month - coordinated with social security check mailings.

Oh teh noes!

 

[daddyusmaximus]

"Be alert , boys and girls!!!!!"


Really? You pushing gender roles on us? We're doomed...

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

This thread sucks!

Ban Longbow!!!!

 

[308jake]

Seconded

 

[halfmileharry]

I thought someone was going to say Trump snatched a grab.

 

[bigelowe]

Are we still being lerts? Ive been locked in my safe room for over 24hours and i have to pee. Good thing i practiced holding it at all those college bar bladder busts when i was in college.

 

[HubertGummer]

I don't know, but my arms are sore from carrying all the ammo I own around for the last day...that stuff is heavy.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Ban Longbow!!!!

Mbills too.

A twofer!

 

[longbow]

What have I missed? I've been working overtime chasing my in laws telling them this is their house and they do have a place to live tomorrow.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

What have I missed? I've been working overtime chasing my in laws telling them this is their house and they do have a place to live tomorrow.

This is what we've all been wondering. You tell us!

 

[Gluemanz28]

Just did an inventory check

wallet located
bowl of uncoiled rice located
How to survive a zombie apocalypse book for dummies located

I think I'm good but will keep looking in the sky for the LT6 warning signal.