Bazinga

[catielynnb]

Leonard: We'll miss you Sheldon.
Sheldon: Yeah, well, who wants to spend the whole weekend, running around a bunch of pretend planets, battling made up monsters? That's for babies.
Howard: Yeah, but it's got lightsabers.
Sheldon: Please, Amy! It's got lightsabers!

 

[catielynnb]

Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Leonard? *knock knock knock* Leonard? *knock knock knock* Leonard?
Leonard: *opens door* What Sheldon! What Sheldon! What Sheldon!
Sheldon: Tell me what you see here. (Holding his laptop.)
Leonard: The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?

XD
I love Sheldon, but man he can be annoying.

 

[X ring]

"I'm here because you said there was going to be a waffle, what time is the waffle?"

 

[hornadylnl]

"I'm here because you said there was going to be a waffle, what time is the waffle?"

And to answer your next question, yes you have to be present.

 

[X ring]

Well played sir.

 

[hornadylnl]

Well played sir.

I just started watching it a few months ago as well. I just bought the first 4 seasons on eBay so I can watch the reruns I haven't seen yet.

 

[Colt556]

I <3 TBBT!

 

[serf]

Leonard: Sheldon lives in fear of the three-tined fork.
Sheldon: Four tines is a fork. Three tines is a trident. One is for eating, one if for ruling the seven seas.

I bring this up everytime i am forced to eat with a trident. Think olive garden is an offender.

 

[catielynnb]

I bring this up everytime i am forced to eat with a trident. Think olive garden is an offender.

Once you know this quote, you'll find them around ... more than you'd expect...

 

[serf]

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...

 

[Bartman]

Sheldon: Why are you crying?

Penny: Because I'm stupid!

Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

We. Love. This. Show.

-J-

 

[MrsXtremeVel]

http://youtu.be/skQGve3XksU

 

[RobbyMaQ]

The space toilet... their google pictured wedding... too many damn funny scenes in this series, we love it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvAtWuYUIQw

 

[hornadylnl]

Sheldon: when I rise to power, those people will be sterilized.

 

[hornadylnl]

Raj and Howard with the kissing machines is hysterical.

 

[hornadylnl]

Amy: kiss me somewhere I've never been kissed before.

Sheldon: Salt Lake City?

 

[Bunnykid68]

Howard about the robotic arm - I just feel into it

 

[dt420]

Penny: So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-men?
Sheldon: No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my C-men.

ahahaha, I love this show. I have only been watching it for a couple months as well, but it is great.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...

i don't watch it but saw a lady with this shirt on in the ER. I figured she was just a crazy cat lady