"I'm here because you said there was going to be a waffle, what time is the waffle?"
Well played sir.
Leonard: Sheldon lives in fear of the three-tined fork.
Sheldon: Four tines is a fork. Three tines is a trident. One is for eating, one if for ruling the seven seas.
I bring this up everytime i am forced to eat with a trident. Think olive garden is an offender.
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...