Banned because you stole my phone number from your sister.....and called me instead.
Banned because you told me that was the number to the candy store. Are you the strange guy that keeps answering the phone there? No wonder he keeps trying to get me to buy gummy bears.
Banned because it smelled better than what you were driving the other day.
Banned because I am sure that was you. I saw you later in the week driving this truck so it had to be you earlier in the week too.
No, no. That was my dirty, evil bear brother, Ed.
As you can tell from what he drives, he's a politician.
Banned for confusing me with my bear bro..........(pause) Are you dating him too?
Crap, that was you?? No wonder my mammogram didn't hurt this year. Banned for having cold hands.