Ban Hammer: The Game! Part Deux

[Ted]

Banned for admitting you are not.

Banned because I never stated that I was or wasn't.

GBuck can help me out with this. Wattaya say?

 

[gungirl65]

Banned because I never stated that I was or wasn't.

Banned for being evasive like a politician.

 

[Ted]

Banned for being evasive like a politician.

Banned because its an election year.

 

[gungirl65]

Banned because its an election year.

Banned for thinking you are allowed to do it just because all the officials are doing it.

 

[Ted]

Banned for thinking you are allowed to do it just because all the officials are doing it.

Banned for thinking that the politicians alone are above the rest of us to do it.

 

[gungirl65]

Banned for thinking that the politicians alone are above the rest of us to do it.

Banned for being one of those people who think it is ok to break the rules because everyone else is doing it.

 

[Ted]

Banned for being one of those people who think it is ok to break the rules because everyone else is doing it.

Banned because there are no rules in BHTG, except that one must ban.

 

[gungirl65]

Banned because there are no rules in BHTG, except that one must ban.

Then in accordance to the rules, you are banned for no other reason than because it is dark outside.

 

[Ted]

Then in accordance to the rules, you are banned for no other reason than because it is dark outside.

Banned because its morning somewhere.

 

[gungirl65]

Banned because its morning somewhere.

Banned because it's almost 2:30 somewhere too.

 

[Ted]

Banned because it's almost 2:30 somewhere too.

Banned for 2:30 behavior.

 

[gungirl65]

Banned for 2:30 behavior.

Banned because I plan on it very soon.

 

[Ted]

Banned for planning.

 

[gungirl65]

Banned for planning.

Banned for being witty & funny.

 

[Ted]

Banned for being witty & funny.

Banned for stating the obvious.......and knowing that the Devil has always been that way.

 

[gungirl65]

Banned for stating the obvious.......and knowing that the Devil has always been that way.

Banned for being so down to earth & modest.

 

[Ted]

Banned for being witty & funny.

Banned for being so down to earth & modest.

Banned for knowing me [STRIKE]too[/STRIKE] so well.

 

[gungirl65]

Banned for knowing me [STRIKE]too[/STRIKE] so well.

Banned because I can't wait to no you more. And no that is not a grammar mistake. See I am no'ing you more already.

 

[Ted]

Banned because I can't wait to no you more. And no that is not a grammar mistake. See I am no'ing you more already.

Banned for telling me no, as the female is never permitted to tell a man........at least when they're not married to each other.

 

[gungirl65]

Banned for having that all wrong. Women are supposed to say no all the time. Men are supposed to say yes dear.

This is what happens when you say no to a woman.

This is what a man should say to a woman.

Make that a chicken salad with walnuts & grapes please.