Where's that Aluminium phosphide I bought last night?
Banned for not banning anyone.
Banned for not knowing the inside joke.
Banned for threatening me
Banned for violating 1st Amendment rights and whining like an entitled liberal.
Banned for thinking you have rights on the internet.
Banned for not realizing that playing on the internet makes one righteous.
Banned for being righteous
Banned because I feel like it
Banned for banning for no good reason.
Banned because banning for banning for no good reason is not a good reason for banning.
Banned for the overuse of banning
Banned for beginning and ending a sentence with the same word--um, sort-of.
Banned for the use of "word--um"
Banned for not sharingBanned for making me
Banned for not sharing
Banned because your game hasn't exceeded the actual number of bans lately.
Banned for keeping score. We play for fun here mister. If we kept score someone might get their wittle feelings hurt if they didn't win.