Dana Loesch The Dana Show | The Conservative Alternative last Thanksgiving had one Turkey deep fried. And then a turkey breast wrapped in a matte of bacon (weaved together) and the whole thing smoked for 9 hours over apple wood!
$17 a pound for Bacon from Marijuana fed pigs. The price for the bacon is not the only cost issue. The whole bag of Doritos that you inhale and the dozen crispy cream doughnuts will add to the cost.
"Woa Dude Thats some awesome awesome bacon Dude" (Say this with your best stoner voice)