How can any person in their right mind believe anything so obviously ridiculous?
You can't....which even further solidifies my opinion that the responding LEO abused his authority.
Have any of the local news stations contacted you to do a follow-up to their story? I know one of stations actually had a 2-3 minute piece on it and interviewed you personally. Would be a nice piece of journalism and reporting to follow-up on the story with perhaps another 2 minute segment with you.