"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[spencer rifle]

Austintown woman arrested again after officers find her shoplifting with drugs

My hometown makes it into the news! I would rather it have been my pic with the headline "Hometown Boy Becomes Billionaire."

 

[jamil]

Wait - you mean things like tariffs and taxes end up in the price we pay for goods and services? That runs counter to the Democrat and “progressive” narratives. You’d better let Nancy and O-C know before they make fools of themselves.


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Fair enough, but if you accept that it’s true enough to clober dems with then it’s true enough to clober Trump with. This is a puzzling form of whataboutism.

 

[hoosierdoc]

https://www.columbiatribune.com/news/20181204/columbia-woman-charged-with-sex-abuse

not a tough call. I’d choose the belt and brass plate too if it’ll get me out of that

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[HoughMade]

That's about right:

She should really stay out of the Children's Christmas Story section of Barnes and Noble. There's an outside chance that the books are not well-researched history.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/raising-cane/

 

[Rookie]

Austintown woman arrested again after officers find her shoplifting with drugs

If you're going to choose shoplifting as your profession, it would probably be wise to avoid having a face that says, "HEY EVERYONE! LOOK AT ME!!!"

 

[HoughMade]

If you're going to choose shoplifting as your profession, it would probably be wise to avoid having a face that says, "HEY EVERYONE! LOOK AT ME!!!"

Because drug addicts make rational decisions about their long-term life goals...

 

[rhino]

Sometime in the first 6 or 7 days of rehab.

Probably right.

I'm thinking that if I look in the mirror after, say, 2% of that ridiculous permanent clown makeup is on my face, I'll be like, "Wait a minute! That's not nearly as cool as I expected it to be. I'm pretty stupid. Please stop disfiguring me at my own request." That part of the brain has long since been burned away by meth (or something similar) in the head of someone who does that.

 

[HoughMade]

She'd be cute if she wasn't so ****ing ugly.

Guarantee that her teeth are rotten.

 

[rhino]

Guarantee that her teeth are rotten.

And she's probably about 9 years old. Meth ages you!

 

[HoughMade]

And she's probably about 9 years old. Meth ages you!

 

[printcraft]

Probably right.

I'm thinking that if I look in the mirror after, say, 2% of that ridiculous permanent clown makeup is on my face, I'll be like, "Wait a minute! That's not nearly as cool as I expected it to be. I'm pretty stupid. Please stop disfiguring me at my own request." That part of the brain has long since been burned away by meth (or something similar) in the head of someone who does that.

You have to get noticed in your rap career somehow.

 

[rhino]

You have to get noticed in your rap career somehow.

Ah, I remember a day when being able to rap better than everyone else can rap was what mattered. Of course, that's back when Sugar Hill Gang was crushing it with their rhymes and funky fresh beats.

 

[ghuns]

Ah, I remember a day when being able to rap better than everyone else can rap was what mattered. Of course, that's back when Sugar Hill Gang was crushing it with their rhymes and funky fresh beats.

I don't know if, "Hotel, motel, holiday inn, if your girl starts acting up then you take her friend", has been topped yet.

 

[printcraft]

It’s a far cry from LL Cool J and Run DMC to what we have today.

 

[ghuns]

It’s a far cry from LL Cool J and Run DMC to what we have today.

Amazing how you stay all hip-n-fresh with the world of hip hop and rap.

 

[rhino]

It’s a far cry from LL Cool J and Run DMC to what we have today.

Well, nowadays . . . it's tricky.

 

[HoughMade]

I don't know if, "Hotel, motel, holiday inn, if your girl starts acting up then you take her friend", has been topped yet.

No. No it has not:

[video=youtube;ar7sKNb4UUE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar7sKNb4UUE[/video]

 

[ghuns]

No. No it has not.

Kanye's Gold Digger comes close though.

 

[HoughMade]

Kanye's Gold Digger comes close though.

The video makes it.