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[sharkey]

"So what does that give you?"

"Doesn't give me anything. But along with these other results, it gives *you* just about the most twisted, anti-social bunch of psychopathic deformities I have ever run into! And the worst, the most dangerous of the bunch, is Maggott. You've got one religious maniac, one malignant dwarf, two near-idiots... and the rest I don't even wanna think about!"

The Dirty Dozen





"So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned."

 

[Cpl. Klinger]

BASEketball.

"You know what the problem is? Nobody here appreciates a guy with a good imagination!"
"Well, at least not the people at the lumberyard, or the miniature golf course, or Floyd's Fish Market, or any of the other places you've worked in the past month."
"Well someday, someday they'll be sorry!"

 

[sharkey]

"You know what the problem is? Nobody here appreciates a guy with a good imagination!"
"Well, at least not the people at the lumberyard, or the miniature golf course, or Floyd's Fish Market, or any of the other places you've worked in the past month."
"Well someday, someday they'll be sorry!"

UHF



"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

 

[CathyInBlue]

"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

Network

What's so bad about second?
Screw Second!

 

[sharkey]

What's so bad about second?
Screw Second!

Stroker Ace








"Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there."

 

[sharkey]

"Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there."

Wow. I thought Fletch was a little more recognizable.



"Alright, give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in."

 

[sharkey]

Wow. I thought Fletch was a little more recognizable.



"Alright, give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in."

Wow. I broke this over a year ago. I guess "So I Married an Axe Murderer" is no "Glitter".


Try this: "And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race."

 

[WILSON]

Wow.


Try this: "And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race."

The Rocky Horror Picture Show





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"They tell me you killed two good men in a fair gunfight tonight. That true?"

"No, three,... countin' you."
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[sharkey]

"They tell me you killed two good men in a fair gunfight tonight. That true?"

"No, three,... countin' you."
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Big Jake. Misquoting is sneaky.





"Lord, it's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothing left but some damn rocks on the windowsill. And that cupcake on the wall! Let's ask her, maybe she knows."

 

[Lectric102002]

"Lord, it's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothing left but some damn rocks on the windowsill. And that cupcake on the wall! Let's ask her, maybe she knows."

Shawshank Redemption


God: "What are you doing now? "

King Arthur: "Averting our eyes, oh Lord. "

God: "Well, don’t. It’s just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing."

 

[CathyInBlue]

God: "What are you doing now? "

King Arthur: "Averting our eyes, oh Lord. "

God: "Well, don’t. It’s just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection."

 

[sharkey]

"You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection."

Moon


"When you hang a man, you better look at him."

 

[WILSON]

"When you hang a man, you better look at him."

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"Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'."

"We all got it comin', kid."

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'."

"We all got it comin', kid."

unforgiven

"back when i was picking beans in guatemala..."

 

[CathyInBlue]

"back when i was picking beans in guatemala..."

The Usual Suspects

"You don't live with me, you live among the remains of dead people. You sift through the detritus, you read the terrain, you search for signs of passing, for the scent of your prey, and then you hunt them down. That's the only thing you're committed to. The rest is the mess you leave as you pass through."

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"You don't live with me, you live among the remains of dead people. You sift through the detritus, you read the terrain, you search for signs of passing, for the scent of your prey, and then you hunt them down. That's the only thing you're committed to. The rest is the mess you leave as you pass through."

heat

"jack can talk thai. jack talked thai real well.

 

[CathyInBlue]

jack can talk thai. jack talked thai real well.

Meet the Parents

There is a war on. How is it you are headed west?
Well, we kinda face to the north and real subtle-like turn left.

 

[femurphy77]

Cannonball Run

"God, Guns and Guts. Keep us safe from hippie nuts."
-Sean "Kill A Commie" O'Scanlon

 

[sharkey]

"God, Guns and Guts. Keep us safe from hippie nuts."
-Sean "Kill A Commie" O'Scanlon

Cannonball Run



"Harlow was the wagonmaster for the Donner party... before he became a vegetarian."

 

[WILSON]

"Harlow was the wagonmaster for the Donner party... before he became a vegetarian."

Wagons East




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"Now, don't tell me you've never been with a woman."


"No, sir I haven't."


"Well, that, that's terrible! Did you know you could go blind?"