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[NYFelon]

Independence Day




Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you.

Tommy Boy (canoe scene)



"Beautiful day sergeant major"
"What are you a god dammed weather man now?"

 

[steve666]

"Beautiful day sergeant major"
"What are you a god dammed weather man now?"

We Were Soldiers

"Now why don't you ask him how he won the Medal of Honor?"
"How old are you, Julius?"
"Eight."
"You want to live to be nine?"
"Obviously he didn't win it for charm."

 

[sharkey]

"Now why don't you ask him how he won the Medal of Honor?"
"How old are you, Julius?"
"Eight."
"You want to live to be nine?"
"Obviously he didn't win it for charm."

The Presidio








"Sure. You know what that means. That means that we will both be able to take hot wet baths together."

 

[steve666]

"Sure. You know what that means. That means that we will both be able to take hot wet baths together."

The Ice Pirates


"They want a fight, we'll give 'em a fight."
"We rednecks are few... college paleface students are many. I counsel peace."

 

[WILSON]

"They want a fight, we'll give 'em a fight."
"We rednecks are few... college paleface students are many. I counsel peace."

Breaking Away

















"I find this very difficult to understand. I was under the impression that I was the only one in authority to order the use of nuclear weapons."

"That's right, sir, you are the only person authorized to do so. And although I, uh, hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like, uh, General Ripper exceeded his authority."

 

[sharkey]

"I find this very difficult to understand. I was under the impression that I was the only one in authority to order the use of nuclear weapons."

"That's right, sir, you are the only person authorized to do so. And although I, uh, hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like, uh, General Ripper exceeded his authority."

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb






"There are two kinds of men and only two. And that young man is one kind. He is high-minded. He is pure. He's the kind of man the world pretends to look up to, and in fact despises. He is the kind of man who breeds unhappiness, particularly in women. Do you understand?"

 

[WILSON]

"There are two kinds of men and only two. And that young man is one kind. He is high-minded. He is pure. He's the kind of man the world pretends to look up to, and in fact despises. He is the kind of man who breeds unhappiness, particularly in women. Do you understand?"

Doctor Zhivago (I think?)
























"But talkin' about it and bein' it, that's two different things. I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em."

"Well, it don't make 'em runnin' scared."

"No, it makes 'em dangerous."

 

[steve666]

"But talkin' about it and bein' it, that's two different things. I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em."

"Well, it don't make 'em runnin' scared."

"No, it makes 'em dangerous."

Easy Rider


"In your own idiom, you're a 'punk'. And a pretty second rate punk at that."

 

[sharkey]

"In your own idiom, you're a 'punk'. And a pretty second rate punk at that."

Where Eagles Dare



"You look like the **** boy!"

 

[KPierce]

"You look like the **** boy!"

History of the World Part I

"What is the air velocity of an unladen swallow ?"

 

[RobbyMaQ]

Monty Python's Holy Grail

"I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. Do you have any hobbies?"
"I collect spores, molds & fungus."

 

[7.62asprin]

Monty Python's Holy Grail

"I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. Do you have any hobbies?"
"I collect spores, molds & fungus."

Ghostbusters

"Food! I have not eaten in days"

"And who says you will?"

 

[steve666]

"Food! I have not eaten in days"
"And who says you will?"

Conan the Barbarian


"Remember, guys, you're usin' real live ammunition! A bullet hasn't got any brains! It'll hit whatever you're aimin' at, so don't start murdering each other!"

 

[sharkey]

"Remember, guys, you're usin' real live ammunition! A bullet hasn't got any brains! It'll hit whatever you're aimin' at, so don't start murdering each other!"

Sergeant York.





"Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea."

 

[steve666]

"Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea."

Logan's Run

"You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid!"

 

[WILSON]

"You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid!"

I love the ones ya don't have to google!



The Dirty Dozen













" Ni! "

 

[sharkey]

" Ni! "

Monty Python and the Holy Grail






"Gentlemen, keep the war going please. We're going to roll in a few gutters."

 

[WILSON]

"Gentlemen, keep the war going please. We're going to roll in a few gutters."

The Dawn Patrol













(made one year later...)


"Because we're alike. Bad lots, both of us. Selfish and shrewd.
But able to look things in the eyes as we call them by their right names."

 

[steve666]

"Because we're alike. Bad lots, both of us. Selfish and shrewd. But able to look things in the eyes as we call them by their right names."

Gone With the Wind

"Colonel suh, I never thought I'd feel like kissin' a Yankee!"

 

[WILSON]

"Colonel suh, I never thought I'd feel like kissin' a Yankee!"

Rio Lobo
























"What does the winner get?"

"Nothin' both of you ain't already had."

"Don't hardly seem worth it then."

"It ain't. You're both crazy, but you do keep me amused. I am having a *real* good time."