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[Ted]

monty python and the holy grail

"let's look at this from a standpoint of status."

Apollo 13

(I missed the first 12 films though)

Ponette: I’m waiting for my mommy.
Matiaz: Dead people don’t come back.
Ponette: Jesus did it for his friends. I’m more than a friend. I’m my mommy’s daughter.
Matiaz: Grandpa never came back.
Ponette: That’s because no one was waiting for him.

 

[WILSON]

Apollo 13

"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

Army of Darkness

Apollo 13

(I missed the first 12 films though)

Ponette: I’m waiting for my mommy.
Matiaz: Dead people don’t come back.
Ponette: Jesus did it for his friends. I’m more than a friend. I’m my mommy’s daughter.
Matiaz: Grandpa never came back.
Ponette: That’s because no one was waiting for him.

Ponette

"God rest the souls of that poor family... and possum's half price for the next 15 minutes!"
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[sharkey]

"God rest the souls of that poor family... and possum's half price for the next 15 minutes!"

Deadwood. Sounds familiar!




"I watched you very carefully. Red light stop, green light go, yellow light go very fast."

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"I watched you very carefully. Red light stop, green light go, yellow light go very fast."

starman ('bout the only thing i remember about that movie)



"i've got brains, but you've got talent."

 

[sharkey]

starman ('bout the only thing i remember about that movie)



"i've got brains, but you've got talent."

OK, you stumped us.



Give.

 

[hacksawfg]

Running Man

"There's never a cop around when you need one"

 

[steve666]

"There's never a cop around when you need one"

The Omega Man Charlton Heston beats either Mark Decascos or Will Smith in their remakes.

Step right up and shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!

 

[hacksawfg]

The Omega Man Charlton Heston beats either Mark Decascos or Will Smith in their remakes.

Step right up and shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

"I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door."

(ironically enough, this is exactly the way I feel about mayo on a burger)

 

[fullmetaljesus]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

"I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door."

(ironically enough, this is exactly the way I feel about mayo on a burger)

The whole nine yards




Why don't you stick that welding torch in my ear, and call it the end of a perfect day.

 

[steve666]

Why don't you stick that welding torch in my ear, and call it the end of a perfect day.

The Rocketeer

"You send me back on the basis of my gender. That's called sex discrimination. Look, I understand your reservations. I heard about your wife."
"My wife? Good God, she left me. I wish you'd follow her example."

 

[sharkey]

"You send me back on the basis of my gender. That's called sex discrimination. Look, I understand your reservations. I heard about your wife."
"My wife? Good God, she left me. I wish you'd follow her example."

Medicine Man





"I'm not going anywhere, Marshal. I'm dying and I intend to die right here."

 

[WILSON]

"I'm not going anywhere, Marshal. I'm dying and I intend to die right here."

The Shootist





























"Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman?

Huh? No snit, I really wanna know!

Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes ... like tidal waves, earthquakes, and FLOODS? You think women are like that?

S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does! We ALL make mistakes!

Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it "evil". When GOD makes mistakes, they call it....... "naaaaature".

So whaddya think? Women; a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?!? "

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"i've got brains, but you've got talent."

OK, you stumped us.



Give.

bull durham

"Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman?

Huh? No snit, I really wanna know!

Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes ... like tidal waves, earthquakes, and FLOODS? You think women are like that?

S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does! We ALL make mistakes!

Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it "evil". When GOD makes mistakes, they call it....... "naaaaature".

So whaddya think? Women; a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?!? "

the witches of eastwick

"he called her a very bad name, then said 'i hate her, i wish she were dead'"

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

no takers? extra quote from same movie

"What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!"

 

[steve666]

"What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!"

Throw Momma from the Train

"You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers!"

 

[WILSON]

"You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers!"

Last Action Hero




















Same actor:

"Congratulations. You are now the proud owner of the most powerful handgun in the world."

"Soviet Patparine, nine-point-two milimeter, is world's most powerful handgun."

"Oh, come on, everybody knows the .44 Magnum is the big boy on the block. Why do you think Dirty Harry uses it?"

"Who is 'Dirty Harry?"

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"Congratulations. You are now the proud owner of the most powerful handgun in the world."

"Soviet Patparine, nine-point-two milimeter, is world's most powerful handgun."

"Oh, come on, everybody knows the .44 Magnum is the big boy on the block. Why do you think Dirty Harry uses it?"

"Who is 'Dirty Harry?"

red heat

"In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the **** I please."

 

[steve666]

red heat

"In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the **** I please."

Rounders

Now look, mister, the first rule of the game of poker, whether you're playing eastern or western rules, or the kind they play at the North Pole, is put up or shut up!

 

[WILSON]

Now look, mister, the first rule of the game of poker, whether you're playing eastern or western rules, or the kind they play at the North Pole, is put up or shut up!

A Big Hand for the Little Lady













"You do well in school?"

"Yeah"

"Good! So did I. They call that a paradox."

 

[hacksawfg]

"You do well in school?"

"Yeah"

"Good! So did I. They call that a paradox."

The Departed

"We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."