And also...

[jeremy]

had the 18th anniversary of my 29th birthday a couple months ago. That's such a chick thing to say. I'm ashamed.

Go put your apron on and fix us a sammich, Nancy....

 

[HandK]

Well all you have to look forward to now is Trifocals! and Depends!!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Go put your apron on and fix us a sammich, Nancy....

I have some buns that aren't too stale, and things of... various colors... in the fridge. I'm sure some of the condiments haven't expired, also. I can come up with something for ya!

 

[JetGirl]

Nah. You're going to be 29, right?

Shurrrrre!!

I have some buns that aren't too stale, and things of... various colors... in the fridge. I'm sure some of the condiments haven't expired, also. I can come up with something for ya!

That sammich doesn't taste so good when it's on the other foot, now does it?!
Wait...
Eh, never mind.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

decided i'd not pick on a girl i don't know. jetgirl, imo you look quite becoming in your picture.

 

[halfmileharry]

I don't know 'bout Y'all but the way I figures it......"Ya don't aggrivate a gal whut carries a .45acp, knows how to use it, and keeps on target". You's askin' fer a "vasectory" it appears to me!!

 

[jeremy]

I'll ask the question all the guys want to ask....

JG, do you have a Catholic Girl School Uniform to go with those glasses?!

 

[JetGirl]

JG, do you have a Catholic Girl School Uniform

I'm Amish. I don't have electricity, technology like computers or internet, soap, or leg razors.

 

[jeremy]

I'm Amish. I don't have electricity, technology like computers or internet, soap, or leg razors.

Rumspringa?!

 

[JetGirl]

Rumspringa?!

I'm just a liiiittle bit old for that.

 

[public servant]

Am I the only one that is having Naughty Librarian thoughts?!

Do you have a Catholic Girl School Uniform to go with those glasses?!

Does anyone have a squeegee?

 

[tmkr]

Lasik!!!!

I just don't feel good about anyone shooting lasers at my eyeballs
I'll just wear by bifocals.

 

[JetGirl]

I just don't feel good about anyone shooting lasers at my eyeballs
I'll just wear by bifocals.

My understanding is that when they slice a flap of your cornea and peel it back to remove some tissue, the fluid drains from under it and for the duration of them messing with your eye, you are totally blind in that eye.
Sounds creepy...and not my thang. With my kind of luck, I better stick to glasses.

 

[jeremy]

My understanding is that when they slice a flap of your cornea and peel it back to remove some tissue, the fluid drains from under it and for the duration of them messing with your eye, you are totally blind in that eye.
Sounds creepy...and not my thang. With my kind of luck, I better stick to glasses.

I walked out of the procedure being able to see without my glasses at 20/15...

 

[JetGirl]

I walked out of the procedure being able to see without my glasses at 20/15...

You're a better man than I am.

 

[jeremy]

You're a better man than I am.

Uhhh.....

I hope so...
Since I have the Man Parts and you have the Woman Parts...

Seriously it was the single best expense of Money on myself I have ever spent...

 

[jeremy]

I'm just a liiiittle bit old for that.

LOL!

You are only as old as you want to act...
So that puts you what at about 18'ish...

Wanna sneak out and score some Boones Farm?!

 

[JetGirl]

Seriously it was the single best expense of Money on myself I have ever spent...

Not saying I'd ever actually have that done...but it's something to consider as a last resort, I guess. (Waaaayyy last.)
Plus, I totally want to inspect your eye(s) with a magnifying glass and a flashlight now.
You gotta post up some macro pics.

 

[JetGirl]

P.S.

Wanna sneak out and score some Boones Farm?!

When I was a kid, a doctor told my grandma that she had to drink prune juice to stay regular, but she didn't like it.
My mom bought her Boones Farm in prune, and she liked that.
She had a glass every night.
So from then on in my head "Boones Farm" = Old people poop aid.
Sorry.

 

[AuntieBellum]

Sounds creepy...and not my thang. With my kind of luck, I better stick to glasses.

I'm with ya'. I signed the waiver when I got my wisdom teeth out that said "only 1 in 10 gazillion end up with permanent nerve damage but we have to tell you so you don't sue us" clause...and I'll never get feeling back in part of my lip ever again. So no lasik for me. *shudder* Totally creepy, anyway. And I can't wear regular contacts, either, so I gave up. Expensive, anyway.

I bought prescription sunglasses without the bifocals to shoot with. I also tend to shoot rifles with scopes typically which makes it a little easier, but I've been practicing and dryfiring with irons and getting better. I really don't shoot with my regular glasses unless the lighting really prevents me from wearing my sunglasses. My sunglasses are also super-huge and protect my eyes way better than my bifocals ever could. Another option for you, anyway. Good luck! (And the seasickness will get better over time!)