but I REALLY need that scope. Tell ya what. I'll just send you a check for $2,000 for that $800 scope, and you can simply wire the excess to this account in the cayman islands when the scope ships... account number 758266.....
Bad check from a closed account, then a money order, then paid by CC over the phone? Hopefully he doesn't dispute that charge with his CC company. No imprint or magnetic swipe can make it difficult. Hopefully it's all legit from here on out for you. I also don't blame you for not taking checks any longer. Too much risk for you, the merchant.