A fun and easy game everyone can play!

[miguel]

Couldn't sleep last night and just started clicking on links. I eventually found this gem and woke Mrs. Miguel up I was laughing so hard at some of the results in the comments field.

With all the crazy **** on this forum, I thought we could use a laugh...

Pick up the book nearest you? | The Bloggess

Basically, grab the book nearest to you, go to page 45 and the first sentence on the page will describe your love life.

I had two books stacked on top of one another, so here are both of my entries.

First entry:

"He had made the all-important advantageous marriage to Angelique Louise Talon de Boulay, daughter of the Marquis de Bolay, a well-connected Colonel." (Death or Victory, Dan Snow)

I think that means I married above my station!

Second entry:

"The most important thing you can do to your fired case is, size it as little as possible." (Modern Reloading, Richard Lee)

No comment.

 

[printcraft]

"If the Internal Auditron or the optional Network Accounting has been enabled to track machine use, a valid User Number needs to be entered in order to access the machine functions."


I think that means: If I want to stay married and get some lovin'.... I better only get with Mrs. Printcraft.....

 

[miguel]

"If the Internal Auditron or the optional Network Accounting has been enabled to track machine use, a valid User Number needs to be entered in order to access the machine functions."


I think that means: If I want to stay married and get some lovin'.... I better only get with Mrs. Printcraft.....

That or you are way ahead of us with robotic...uhhh...interactions.

 

[jagee]

"4.2 The aggregate shall not have more than 50% retained between any two consecutive sieves of those listed in 4.1 nore more than 25% between No. 50 (300-um) and the No. 100 (150-um) sieve."

I'm not sure what that is trying to tell me.

 

[Tactically Fat]

"These commands may be used whether the diagnostics have been entered from the keyboard (SETUP-MORE-DIAG) or the RS-232 ("D ENTER name").

From the Instruction Manual of the Mass Flow Calibrator Model 700

 

[miguel]

Man, we may need to get out more, fellas.

 

[jagee]

Man, we may need to get out more, fellas.

To be fair, I'm in my office at work. If I were at home the nearest book would be different.

 

[Hornett]

The nearest book to me right now is ASCE 7-10 Minimum Design Loads for Buildings and Other Structures.

It is a long run-on sentence about seismic provisions and how the manual was prepared.
Fuggetaboutit

 

[mellowwetto]

For years, the bad back and bald spot were trying to tell us something. Golf Magazine

 

[femurphy77]

Multiple occupancy. A building or structure in which two or more classes of occupancy exist.

Source: 2012 Edition NFPA 101, Life Safety Code.


Yes. I need a life!

 

[snorko]

"Book II - The Art of Success"

Page 45 is a chapter title page in Sun Tzu for Success. I'll take it

 

[dwain]

7.Periodically skim the foam off the surface of the boiling syrup. Source: Back in The Day 101 Things everyone used to know how to do.

 

[littletommy]

Celebrating 100 years of memories at the kosciusko county community fair.

Does that mean I'm gonna be married for a hundred years?

 

[1911ly]

"Correct headspace adjustment is necessary to prevent sluggish operation". Sounds a little kinky if you say it just right.

Sentence is from the Field Manual for my M1919.

 

[Flyingbrian]

To make rules for the government and regulation of the land and naval forces

I keep a pocket constitution next to me on my in table.

Translation to to my love life and I think my wife may not like it

 

[1775usmarine]

How to act laid back during a grease fire.

BrainDroppings George Carlin

 

[Wolfhound]

Some of them were still vomiting seawater from their ordeal.

Thin Red Line -James Jones

Ok, that doesn't sound good.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

A Scout Is Kind (okay, that's more of a heading than a sentence). First sentence after that is "If you have a dog or other animal pet, you are probably already kind to it."

Boy Scout Handbook, third printing, January 1967.

 

[mom45]

What does it mean if the nearest book only has 44 pages?

 

[tatertot]

Keeping my left hand up to protect my face, I push off the ball of my right foot, pull my left shoulder back, and thrust my right hip forward. -from Fedor, the fighting system of the world's undisputed king of mma. Mrs tatertot likes angle kicks as a warmup apparantely.