30 items in a rectum?!

[ljadayton]

OWWWWIIIIEEEEE lmao

ROTFLMAO

figured after all the potential sig lines I threw out yesterday I better clarify

 

[1032JBT]

I dropped a guy off at the jail one night. They called me later and told me they had found a cell phone in his rectum when they searched him. It was turned on and wasn't wrapped in anything.

I bet he got crappy reception.

The women are worse than the guys. They have additional storage space.

I dropped off a shoplifter at jail one night and later found out she had a loaded (herion) and uncapped syringe stowed away in her "extra storage space".

 

[ljadayton]

I dropped off a shoplifter at jail one night and later found out she had a loaded (herion) and uncapped syringe stowed away in her "extra storage space".

jeez, I can't even imagine stowing anything like that THERE...

 

[public servant]

I dropped off a shoplifter at jail one night and later found out she had a loaded (herion) and uncapped syringe stowed away in her "extra storage space".

What a rush...

 

[public servant]

I've seen crack pipes, spoons, pills, phones, knives, packs of smokes and lighters...even had a guy with a loaded .357 tucked up under his testicles...but an uncapped syringe...that would have been a first.

The criminal mind is opportunistic...if not inventive.

 

[E5RANGER375]

I dropped off a shoplifter at jail one night and later found out she had a loaded (herion) and uncapped syringe stowed away in her "extra storage space".

thats why I dont just start poking around in every dark hole i see. things that bite hide in dark holes

 

[ljadayton]

thats why I dont just start poking around in every dark hole i see. things that bite hide in dark holes

probably a pretty good idea......

 

[public servant]

thats why I dont just start poking around in every dark hole i see. things that bite hide in dark holes

That's why I always wear one of these...

 

[E5RANGER375]

That's why I always wear one of these...

make sure you tie off too

 

[sepe]

I dropped off a shoplifter at jail one night and later found out she had a loaded (herion) and uncapped syringe stowed away in her "extra storage space".

This just sounds a bit fishy to me.

 

[1032JBT]

This just sounds a bit fishy to me.

It did too me too...........right up until I was handed the item in a sealed evidence bag.

 

[fergie22]

i take he has been in jail before that is a big rectum lol

 

[sepe]

It did too me too...........right up until I was handed the item in a sealed evidence bag.

Did the evidence bag give off a carp like odor?

 

[ljadayton]

i take he has been in jail before that is a big rectum lol

 

[1032JBT]

Did the evidence bag give off a carp like odor?

Wasnt in my possession long enough..........but from what I remember, carp would have been welcome

 

[ljadayton]

Wasnt in my possession long enough..........but from what I remember, carp would have been welcome

yuck

 

[jfed85]

This just sounds a bit fishy to me.

...Smells that way too.

 

[E5RANGER375]

yuck

 

[theweakerbrother]

Rectum? Darn near... aww, crap. Indy_Guy_77 already beat me to it.

 

[kingnereli]

The receipt? Really?? Because he might want to return the unused items?!

Receipt paper makes pretty good rolling paper. Regular paper is too thick. Things like receipts and bible pages will work. Now I'm compelled to say that I am in no way experienced with this brand of smuggling. I just know how to improvise a smoke.