100+ things I learned from INGO in 2011

[goinggreyfast]

LOL he has to be way drunker to be your friend! He only requires a slight buzz for me.

Must be an Evansville area thing. I get the same answer from my inlaws in Posey County.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Must be an Evansville area thing. I get the same answer from my inlaws in Posey County.

I love you inlaws, they are good people

 

[lrahm]

101) Irahm has pretty baby blue Jack Boots, but does not have a tank.

And I am really upset about not having a tank.
1. easy to find a parking spot.
2. I would be the envy of my peers
3. gas milage sucks though...
4. I don't pay for my gas.

 

[3point5]

You don't have to be from indiana, nor do you have to be old enough to be a gun owner to join this Indiana Gun Owners.

Should the name be changed to "People who like guns"??

 

[Bunnykid68]

And I am really upset about not having a tank.
1. easy to find a parking spot.
2. I would be the envy of my peers
3. gas milage sucks though...
4. I don't pay for my gas.

I have a tank for you sir......you can even put fish in it

 

[lrahm]

I have a tank for you sir......you can even put fish in it

That's good, but I want one that will at least stop an incoming round.

 

[Hammerhead]

That's good, but I want one that will at least stop an incoming round.

I'm sure it'll stop a Nerf dart.

 

[Titanium_Frost]

That's good, but I want one that will at least stop an incoming round.

Depends on the size. Water is pretty good at stopping rounds. They usually do ballistic tests by firing into water. A couple feet will stop most rounds.

Sand is still better.

There! Just carry around a sandbag!

 

[brutalone]

68. 9mm is only deadly with precise shot placement, but .45 can throw someone across a room.

.....and one hit from a 10mm will make your car do the A-Team flip and burst into flames....

 

[lrahm]

Depends on the size. Water is pretty good at stopping rounds. They usually do ballistic tests by firing into water. A couple feet will stop most rounds.

Sand is still better.

There! Just carry around a sandbag!

My car won't hold too many sand bags. I need something at least the size of a Sherman.

 

[seamusalaska]

107. Good things come in 'threes'. but when it rains; it pours. (it made sense when my old mother used to say it!)

 

[selinoid44]

107 has been posted 3 x.
110: shooting and walking will lead to the biggest thread jack ever.
111: Que's forgetter works very well. (he left his gun @ home while going deer hunting)
112: Hickman is destined to take a buck. Someday.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

113: Sasquatch better stay out of Indiana

 

[printcraft]

114: Speedgoats are preferred over regular goats.

 

[db1959]

115) A lot of folks here have boats and even more have lost there guns in boating accidents.

 

[LFD102]

116 it appears INGO members cant drive boats

 

[Que]

117. There is nothing wrong with a pink safe.

 

[Hanu]

118. Don't eat any meat product out of a vending machine (okay, I didn't learn that on INGO, but it's worth mentioning).

 

[goinggreyfast]

I love you inlaws, they are good people

Go visit anytime. Take your gun----and your banjo---Just sayin...

 

[mrortega]

If you drive into Illinois with a hand gun you will be met at the state line by Buford T. Daley, body slammed, cuffed and thrown into prison even if the gun is unloaded with the ammo locked away in the trunk. Or not. Just to be safe when driving from Gary to Milwaukee it's best to go through Kentucky, Missouri, Iowa then into Wisconsin where you can't/can legally carry with your Indiana license