100+ things I learned from INGO in 2011

[Titanium_Frost]

157. Titanium_Frost can post on INGO with one hand while changing a poopy diaper with the other, and all that while fighting off a 5yo girl who is trying to disarm him...fatherhood will not slow him down.

But he can't seem to keep AJG357 in check.

Mrs_Frost certainly helps with the poopy diaper scenarios.


And Alan is BEYOND the scope of my abilities to keep in check!

 

[IndianaSigma]

159. Anything you type on a forum instantly becomes a proven fact.
160. ICarry should quit his day job to become a novel writer.
170. Real men drink whiskey.
171. If you inform an officer that you are carrying, ATM will not be pleased.
172. Kirk doesn't like coonfingers.

 

[Bill B]

172. Kirk doesn't like coonfingers.

What do they taste like?

 

[Phase2]

Kinda like lady fingers, but with more bite...

 

[IndianaSigma]

*coonfingerers

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I do NOT eat raccoons. Geez.

I just don't like guys fiddling with guns anywhere near me.

And now, bring the cuteness:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgzpfktxwfc

 

[TomN]

Gah, I hate raccoons! Just sayin'

 

[localone]

173 when posting a firearm in the classifieds KEEP UR DARN FEET OUT OF THE PIC

 

[Wwwildthing]

46. There is nothing illegal in my car officer. Why am I being detained?

Voted the #1 response to ANY question asked at a traffic stop in Canton, Ohio.

46a. There is nothing illegal in my house officer. Where is your warrant?

Voted the #1 response to ANY question asked at a home invasion in Tucson, Arizona.

Number... whatever, I lost count - INGO is obsessed with Bacon and Ron Paul, and blaming everything on Bush or Obama, depending on when it happened or didn't or might (if time-travel was involved).

 

[Hammerhead]

175. -1 Burger King.

 

[Wwwildthing]

176. +1 Wendy's

 

[sbcman]

177: Be cautious when reading threads about dogs and preps. They ARE NOT talking about eating dogs as part of your plan.

178: Read a little in the "Women and Firearms" forums before posting- most of us get what that forum is about, some do not.

The best guns ever made were made in Russia

Yes, except for handguns, which are made in MA.

83. Sbcman can shoot better in Kentucky than me, but I own him north of the Mason-Dixon.



(Kentuckians cheat!)

I'm OFFENDED! We do not "cheat", we're just "gamers."

Kentucky is where the "toothbrush" was invented. If it was invented any where else, it would have been called the "Teethbrush"

I'm DOUBLY OFFENDED! Most of us only have ONE TOOTH

86. Can't have thin skin and be a member of INGO.

Tell me about it.

 

[Hammerhead]

They don't call it Kentucky Windage for nuthin'!

 

[goinggreyfast]

They don't call it Kentucky Windage for nuthin'!

Isn't Kentucky where the term "Pull my finger" came from?

 

[SSGSAD]

176. +1 Wendy's

YES ... BACONATOR !!!!!

 

[youngda9]

INGO inspired my family to have BLT's for dinner the other night.

 

[Scratcher]

#82 .22lr can't hurt anyone, it's like a bee sting. 9mm also.

I'll bring my Sig 226 9mm. You bring the stingeze

 

[Cozy439]

105) Once Longbow starts a story, it must be updated every day or somewhere an INGO member's head will explode.[/QUOTE]

Not funny, this is true! It has happened to me a dozen times or more already

 

[Hammerhead]

179. Navy SEALs use a fully automatic 10mm Sig 226.

 

[GuyRelford]

180. People always have enough money for really cool "gear," but training is too expensive.