My favorite Nicholson movie... The Witches of Eastwick
"I'm sayin' I'm through, Ed. I'm tired of people tellin' me what I can't say. 'This news isn't official.' 'That comment is too sarcastic.' I can't even make fun of Richard Nixon and there's a man who's screaming out to be made fun of!"
As stated above. However, unless the testing was performed by an accredited facitlity and met certain standards, he would be eligible for unemployment.
Inglourious Basterds
A second flood, a simple famine, plagues of locusts everywhere, or a cataclysmic earthquake, I'd accept with some despair. But no, You sent us Congress! Good God, Sir, was that fair?
How to Poop at Work
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in
our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we
try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For
those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival...
The professor was your typical egghead academic...
With coconuts and bamboo he could make a still or a bicycle to charge batteries but he couldn't patch a simple hole in the side of a boat.