What exactly is a Mall Ninja?

[SEIndSAM]

I'm still relatively new to this board and often hear a reference to Mall Ninjas. What exactly is a Mall Ninja? I assume it's some one all dressed up in Tacticool commando outfits, but I wasn't sure. Pics would help if you have them. Thanks SAM

 

[geronimojoe85]

This guy

 

[melensdad]

Joe, is that you? Looks like you lost some weight.

 

[JetGirl]

I'm still relatively new to this board and often hear a reference to Mall Ninjas. What exactly is a Mall Ninja? I assume it's some one all dressed up in Tacticool commando outfits, but I wasn't sure. Pics would help if you have them. Thanks SAM

You gotta start from the beginning...
Here: Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

 

[ATM]

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[Westside]

You gotta start from the beginning...
Here: Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

I had not read that before and I have not that hard in a while.

 

[SEIndSAM]

You gotta start from the beginning...
Here: Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

Thank you Jetgirl, The Shrine of the Mall Ninja was too funny. Great way to start my day.

 

[JetGirl]

Thank you Jetgirl, The Shrine of the Mall Ninja was too funny. Great way to start my day.

I wish the entire thing had been saved. Some of the comments from others were just as funny.

 

[OneBadV8]

You gotta start from the beginning...
Here: Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

That's hilarious!!

 

[csmith]

Isn't a mall ninja one of the cases where if you have to ask then it's probably you?

 

[SEIndSAM]

Isn't a mall ninja one of the cases where if you have to ask then it's probably you?

Nope, Not guilty. I haven't been in a mall for years. I'm a typical guy, if I need something I will order it online or mention it to the wife and let her find it. I hate shopping (except for gun shops & Hardware store/Lumberyards).

 

[SHEEPdOHdoubleG]

You gotta start from the beginning...
Here: Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

My lord, I made it through about 2/3 the page and I couldn't go on any longer. hahahahaha. Hilarious.

 

[tyler34]

You gotta start from the beginning...
Here: Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

I thought for sure it was josh smith but there was no talk of mosins so I was wrong.

 

[IndianaResident]

..that picture is from '03?

Got to say, that guy was ahead of his time.....

 

[ViperJock]

This guy

Joe, I see you have the genuine spec ops sunglasses. Can these be purchased online or do you have to get them at Fort Bragg? Also, I have had trouble attaching my a-ninja-sword holdin scabbard with my chest rig on. How do you carry yours?

 

[geronimojoe85]

This guy... Is James Yeager.

 

[navarre1095]

 

[GBuck]

OMG this is absolutely hillarious. Anyone that actually made it to the bottom of the link was immediately cracked up by the "boss" coming out and telling this guy to desist!

 

[GBuck]

I don't think I have ever read anything that funny! "Since I have mastered my ninja skills i can wear the special silent shoes and climb walls."

 

[grunt soldier]

lol the shrine to the mall ninja never gets old. i think i have read it about 10 times and its always hilarious. that is where it all started for sure