Is there such a thing as a clean biker?
I mean, if you ride you invariably get dirty at some point....
Is there such a thing as a clean biker?
I mean, if you ride you invariably get dirty at some point....
Zoom-splats (err...sports bike riders) out run the dirt, so they stay pretty clean until they get to the crash site. Gold Wing riders *may* get dirty, but their built in Rider Vacuumer and Espresso Maker immediately de-dirts them and provides them with a tiny coffee to settle their nerves. BMW riders wear so much reflective clothing you can't look directly at them, so no one knows if they get dirty or not.
Harley guys are the worst, the constant cloud of oil surrounding them really makes the dirt stick.
If you look like a duck and walk like a duck, why wouldn't people treat you like a duck?
Because ducks stick their heads up their butt. This is the same thing people do that judge others. Judge not lest ye be judged!
If you look like a duck and walk like a duck, why wouldn't people treat you like a duck?
If you look like a duck and walk like a duck, why wouldn't people treat you like a duck?
I hear crickets cherping.
Me thinks the pilot flew away.
...to the classifieds.
Zoom-splats (err...sports bike riders) out run the dirt, so they stay pretty clean until they get to the crash site. Gold Wing riders *may* get dirty, but their built in Rider Vacuumer and Espresso Maker immediately de-dirts them and provides them with a tiny coffee to settle their nerves. BMW riders wear so much reflective clothing you can't look directly at them, so no one knows if they get dirty or not.
Harley guys are the worst, the constant cloud of oil surrounding them really makes the dirt stick.
Sucks when people make generalizations about you, huh.