Zombie attack in China!

[bingley]

First Florida, now China:

Drunk Bus Driver in China Chews on Woman's Face -- Daily Intel

Stock up on ammo!!!!

 

[strahd71]

so it continues.............

jake

 

[.45 Dave]

I tried to watch the news report but the sound was out of sync with their lips. There was also a lot of martial arts involved. But Jackie Chan never showed up so I turned it back to old reruns of Sienfeld.

 

[Mackey]

Police hauled away Dong...

Good. Get all Dongs off the street as far as I'm concerned.
Dongs should be concealed.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Here we go... It's the old open dong carry versus conceal dong carry debate.

 

[BuddieReigns]

I wonder how much this actually happens and wasn't really reported until the whole bath salt zombie thing.

 

[cobber]

No bath salts or reefer. Only baijiu (tastes like lighter fluid).

Drunk Chinese Man Tackles & Bites Woman’s Face in Wenzhou – chinaSMACK

每逢佳节就抽筋：
The zombie virus has spread to China… I’m gonna buy a gun and shoot zombies…

That's the ticket!

And the wrong idea:

薛定讹之猫：
When encountering a situation like this, one should turn off the motor, lock the door, stay still in the car. And call 110 [911] for help!

If anything, the Chinese police are ill-equipped to deal with zombie outbreaks.

 

[Pyriel]

I wonder how much this actually happens and wasn't really reported until the whole bath salt zombie thing.

There were no bath salts involves, he was just experiencing the reefer madness.

 

[BuddieReigns]

I know. I'm saying the media hype. not necessarily the bath salts themselves.

 

[Bigshep]

Its nothing new, I'm sure. Just another example of a news story hitting it big and the media running with it.

 

[Kmcinnes]

Alright....I back in the game!

 

[gunman41mag]

They have to put a muzzle harness on him, like they do on dogs

 

[netsecurity]

I can come to only one conclusion now that face biting has occurred all the way in China...

It must be something in the air. The sunspots might be to blame, or the dust from a comet's tale. Perhaps some form of rabies or rage is being transmitted by mosquitos even. But, the result will be a real "zombie" outbreak if this trend continues.

We won't be able to go anywhere without the fear of "the infected" trying to eat our faces. Luckily a bight doesn't seem to transmit the "rage" currently, but that could change, since the gestation period could be years (like rabies) instead if minutes, like it is in the movies. We must always be prepared to double tap random strangers, or even friends, if this becomes an outbreak.

Trust no one. Make sure they can speak sanely, and if they start barking, you know what may need done! Well, wait, I guess my rules of engagement haven't really changed--if someone near me starts barking my hand would be on the gun, regardless of all this zombie stuff...

 

[9mmfan]

I keep telling you people, it's those da** Reavers that had infiltrated our planet! Hey, I got this from Jetgirl, so it's got to be true

 

[five5toad]

Here we go... It's the old open dong carry versus conceal dong carry debate.

Sadly, the general public behaves about the same for dong concealment as it does for pistols. A lot of people look at you the same way for both. They cover their childrens' eyes and bolt to the next isle. Personally, I try to keep the ol' 1911 trimed and tidy for a pleasant presentation.

 

[Kmcinnes]

Sadly, the general public behaves about the same for dong concealment as it does for pistols. A lot of people look at you the same way for both. They cover their childrens' eyes and bolt to the next isle. Personally, I try to keep the ol' 1911 trimed and tidy for a pleasant presentation.

Your gun is a metrosexual? Lol

 

[DerekBogie]

zombie apacolypse is near. im thinking of making one of those pop can motors to run a few select items just in case we lose power when they come.

 

[TheRude1]

To Dong or not to Dong

That is the question

 

[printcraft]

To Dong or not to Dong

That is the question

When in doubt.... dong.