Your Top 3 Women (or Men)

[Bubba]

Hey Jeff, there's still room on your list for Julie Goloski

 

[ISHOOTHST'S]

For my 400th post....

Jessica Rabbit

Eva longoria

Mariah Carey

 

[MyGlockRocks19]

Mine are all women I know, and I'm not listing the names on the off chance that one or more of them knows I post here.

Random celebrities are all well and good...but if we're wishing here, there's a couple of friends I've wanted to nail since I first knew what that meant. Just got stuck in the "friend zone".

 

[antdog/zook]

oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the "friend zone". cant let this happen guys!

 

[Lilsoup]

Lisa (my loving wife, and best friend)
Desiree ( my spoiled a** 11 year old daughter)
Alexis ( my spoiled a** 6 year old daughter)

 

[Benny]

For my 400th post....

Jessica Rabbit

Where did this chick come from and why haven't I ever heard of her? She looks...Smart...Like a doctor or scientist type.

 

[MyGlockRocks19]

Lisa (my loving wife, and best friend)
Desiree ( my spoiled a** 11 year old daughter)
Alexis ( my spoiled a** 6 year old daughter)

My friend, you really need to go back to the first page and read the original post...

 

[ISHOOTHST'S]

Where did this chick come from and why haven't I ever heard of her? She looks...Smart...Like a doctor or scientist type.

Pm sent. And for more..just google Jessica Aka Miss Rabbit..

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Mine are all women I know, and I'm not listing the names on the off chance that one or more of them knows I post here.

Random celebrities are all well and good...but if we're wishing here, there's a couple of friends I've wanted to nail since I first knew what that meant. Just got stuck in the "friend zone".

No, it means you haven't tried hard enough.

AAAAAYYYYY!

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Lisa (my loving wife, and best friend)
Desiree ( my spoiled a** 11 year old daughter)
Alexis ( my spoiled a** 6 year old daughter)

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG, SIR.

 

[MyGlockRocks19]

No, it means you haven't tried hard enough.

AAAAAYYYYY!

Well, they're all married now, so in good conscience, I can't try anymore. Now, if things go sour and they need a shoulder to cry on....

 

[HandK]

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG, SIR.

Yep!! pretty sure there are laws against that, Unless you live in Mississippi

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Well, they're all married now, so in good conscience, I can't try anymore. Now, if things go sour and they need a shoulder to cry on....

Yeah, my best friend's fiancee is a kinky beast and always has been. Not so much of a dbag as to hit on her, but I do bite my knuckles every time she turns around.

Yep!! pretty sure there are laws against that, Unless you live in Mississippi

Not what I meant.
So, you too, are doing it wrong.

I ALSO FOURTH KARI BYRON.
She can bust my myth any damned day, man.

 

[Newbomb92]

Blake Lively

Scarlett Johansson

Sandra Bullock

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

This thread is so full of win I don't even know how to express myself.

Good job, gentlemen!

 

[Bapak2ja]

I married my top choice. Absolutely the best. No sarcasm. No brag. Just fact.

When you have Ferrari in the garage, why go window shopping for a Hyundai?

 

[spainy79]

As far as NEWS women go...

Lara Logan

Elyse Evans (Channel 2)

http://mywabashvalley.com/media/jpg/ElyseEvansEmmy.jpg

Michelle Gielan

 

[rhino]

I am shocked . . . SHOCKED! And appalled!

I am shocked and appalled by the blatant objectification of human beings in this topic.

You people really disappoint me. You should show more respect for the people you claim to admire as well as yourselves.

We must learn to respect our bodies and those of the other humans who share our home here on Mother Earth. These wanton displays of lewd and lacivious intent must end! END, I say!

Furthermore, I can't in good conscience continue in this topic without saying to the newbies reading this that the preceding lines should have been in purple, but that would have been too obvious.

 

[TiminMishawaka]

1. Megan Fox
2. Eva Longoria
3. This amish girl I saw at Walmart, provided she's legal (hard to tell with them). Holy fun bonnets she was hot.

 

[Leadeye]

Anita Ekberg
Sophia Loren
Raquel Welch

Yeah they're old but then so am I.