You'll be the first shot!

[Bunnykid68]

The coconut's tropical!

So, you are suggesting it migrated? Didnt know Yugos could do that

 

[TomN]

So, you are suggesting it migrated? Didnt know Yugos could do that

Not at all! They could be carried! Just have to grip it by the husk.

 

[Sylvain]

So what's my odds when I'm wearing my kilt & OC'ing?

It depends if it's windy or not.

If it's very windy the sight of your manhood could shock the BG and give you plenty of time to draw and shoot him first.
Depending on what kind of gun you're packing of course.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

So, you are suggesting it migrated? Didnt know Yugos could do that

They can easily do that. They just come in through Mexico.

 

[TomN]

It depends if it's windy or not.

If it's very windy the sight of your manhood could shock the BG and give you plenty of time to draw and shoot him first.
Depending on what kind of gun you're packing of course.

I've only got a derringer.

 

[Bunnykid68]

They can easily do that. They just come in through Mexico.

Makes perfect sense. Probably didnt even cost them a shrubbery

 

[Sylvain]

I've only got a derringer.

At least it's a two shots, you could have a rusty single shot rifle.

 

[TB1999]

It seems to make sense in theory but doesn't hold up in the real world.

Kinda like how the guys wearing flame throwers were the first to be targeted in the war?

 

[Sylvain]

It seems to make sense in theory but doesn't hold up in the real world.

Kinda like how the guys wearing flame throwers were the first to be targeted in the war?

Never OC your flame thrower.

You would lose the element of surprise.

Surprise!

 

[wizard_of_ahs]

 

[$mooth]

I OCed in a blue Corvette once.

You guessed it... I was pulled over and shot.

Several times.

Well..... Did you survive?

 

[ATM]

Well..... Did you survive?

I survived most of them but a few were fatal.



I had to sell that car.

 

[Sylvain]

I survived most of them but a few were fatal.



I had to sell that car.

The chinese magic keeps you alive wise and old man.

 

[dom1104]

My family has only been involved in a life / death incident relating to firearms once.

If OC or CC would have made no difference.

Either way they would have just had one more gun, and they had plenty already.

Some days, your ticket is just punched, and the best thing to do is lay on the floor with your hands on your head.

If my dad hadnt done that, I wouldnt be here, so "YAY for having no gun at all".

Dont think so hard about it, carry if you want to, when you want to, and how you want to.

It will most likely make zero difference in your life either way.

 

[The Spud]

I read online (could have been in one of my own posts)that in 85% of the shootings people who OC get shot first (people who wear kilts get shot second 50% of the time), people who CC can usually stop the criminals with their minds without even drawing their guns in 75% of the time.
It's the internet, we dont need actual facts to say that OC will get you shot first.

Damn, that means I'll get shot 135% of the time

 

[Manan]

I read online (could have been in one of my own posts)that in 85% of the shootings people who OC get shot first (people who wear kilts get shot second 50% of the time), people who CC can usually stop the criminals with their minds without even drawing their guns in 75% of the time.
It's the internet, we don't need actual facts to say that OC will get you shot first.

Approximately 86% of statistics are just made up.

 

[TomN]

Approximately 86% of statistics are just made up.

Did you just make that up??

 

[Bill of Rights]

Never OC your flame thrower.

You would lose the element of surprise.

Surprise!

IWB flamethrower? Wouldn't that give a whole new meaning to "hot pants"?

 

[Sylvain]

IWB flamethrower? Wouldn't that give a whole new meaning to "hot pants"?