You Might Be a Reloadin' Redneck If...

[Wabatuckian]

... you mow your lawn find 50 rounds of brass... some of which have been embedded in the ground for about a year.

 

[wolfman]

Your wife finds more loose brass in the washer and dryer than she does loose change.

 

[mikea46996]

... you mow your lawn find 50 rounds of brass... some of which have been embedded in the ground for about a year.

Had to stop my puppy from eating some .22lr brass just today..

 

[Lock n Load]

We found .22lr cases earlier this year when we removed the carpet from the teenagers upstairs bedroom to put the wood flooring down.... I thought we picked 'em all up!!! We were shooting crows in the back field.The elevated position (crows nest) worked great.

The vacuum cleaner didnt like them either....

 

[Flintlock]

I found some 30-06 cases in the ground when we plowed up our garden this year. Couldn't tell you how long those had been there!

 

[Jack Ryan]

... you mow your lawn find 50 rounds of brass... some of which have been embedded in the ground for about a year.

50?

I can count more than that under the porch swing. You ain't redneck until your daughter has complained about stepping on 22 brass you didn't find after shooting a 22 out the upstairs bathroom window.

 

[Wabatuckian]

50 is the stuff I couldn't find after shooting...

Upstairs bathroom window? I prefer to go prone out the patio door.

Josh <><

 

[mikea46996]

OK I wasn't going to admit this but I have a small hole in the screen in my gun/reloading room window...

It was about 6:00 am and I was getting my stuff ready for a morning at the range when I saw 2 rabbits eating at my rabbit buffet (garden) I had the window open but didn't even think about the screen when I took the first shot. When the first rabbit fell I was following the second and realized what I did.

 

[Serial Crusher]

I've done the same thing. Good that it was apparently a metal screen, even a .22 muzzle blast will evaporate the fiberglass ones. If it's close enough you wind up with a 3 inch circle of missing screen......

 

[redneckmedic]

....if you have more brass in the couch cushions then loose change.

 

[Beau]

..if this is the way you spell boolits.

 

[tyrajam]

If your 4 year old can help you reload, and explain to others what brass, powder, bullets, and primers are!

 

[wolfman]

..if this is the way you spell boolits.

And know about how much a 5 gal bucket of wheel weights should weigh

 

[Bucky623]

... you mow your lawn find 50 rounds of brass... some of which have been embedded in the ground for about a year.

[FONT=&quot]…then you dig them up, clean them and load ‘em up again.

Bucky

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[trophyhunter]

"If you use an S&P shaker as your powder trickler"

 

[Leadeye]

...you scan the road for loose wheel weights.

 

[Jack Ryan]

...you scan the road for loose wheel weights.

I haven't bought a rubber bungy in years.

 

[Delmar]

OK I wasn't going to admit this but I have a small hole in the screen in my gun/reloading room window...

It was about 6:00 am and I was getting my stuff ready for a morning at the range when I saw 2 rabbits eating at my rabbit buffet (garden) I had the window open but didn't even think about the screen when I took the first shot. When the first rabbit fell I was following the second and realized what I did.

Once you had a hole in the screen you might as well have taken the second shot!

 

[jtmarine1911]

If your 4 year old can help you reload, and explain to others what brass, powder, bullets, and primers are!

That is some funny ! Mine does, honestly! Well he just turned 5, but he can tell you the difference between a pistol and a revolver, rifle and shotgun, and loves to watch me and help me reload. He knows he can't do anything difficult but he loves seating the bullets when I am running the single stage on my plinking ammo.

 

[davej48]

You might be a redneck if:

All your wheels wobble cause you melted down all the weights to cast more bullets.