You might be a gun owner, if....

[Joe Williams]

instead of a smoke after sex you talk about what you need next to finish up that AR you're building together.

Ya'll wait until AFTER sex to discuss guns?

 

[MrsGungho]

Ya'll wait until AFTER sex to discuss guns?

 

[Joe Williams]

Old, but Good and true: Christmas includes a trip to the range...........Duce<><

We've had a Thanksgiving Day spent trying to get some squirrels or pheasant for Thanksgiving dinner. Wouldn't ya know it, we came up empty that day LOL. Ended up eating out.

 

[JBusch8899]

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[88E30M50]

... You are on a first name basis with the guys at just about every gun shop in town, yet you cannot remember the name of the guy two door down from you, despite living near him for over 15 years.

 

[88E30M50]

... Your grass needs cut, there are maple trees growing out of your gutters and you have not changed the oil in the wife's car in over a year, yet every one of your guns are spotless and oiled.

 

[JBusch8899]

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[Dyerbill]

Glock calls you for ideas on the Generation 5 changes

 

[LPPOsecurity]

U spend ur 15 at work reading 5 page long threads on INGO!

 

[ak keep the second]

You recieve multiple guns from different family members as graduation gifts!

 

[bmmonts76]

You keep hearing protection, safety glasses and extra targets in your vehicle, just in case.

 

[Roadie]

No, it wasn't me. Just a joke embellished from something I remember reading a long time ago. Can't find any references to it but as I remember it was a centerfire round that went off due to a hit to the primer somehow while it was tumbling. Not because of the heat. And it didn't really make a hole in the dryer. No real pressure without a barrel.

So, I guess after all that explanation, I'm a fibber and the joke's not funny anymore...

Sorry, lol.

We'll just pretend i never asked the question

 

[Roadie]

U spend ur 15 at work reading 5 page long threads on INGO!

Done this..

You recieve multiple guns from different family members as graduation gifts!

Jealous of this..

You keep hearing protection, safety glasses and extra targets in your vehicle, just in case.

Do this...

 

[revsaxon]

You keep hearing protection, safety glasses and extra targets in your vehicle, just in case.

I don't think there is anyone on this board who doesn't do this...

 

[WEB]

All direction are given in reference to a local gun stores.

Talking on the phone to your shooting buddy and having him guess which gun by the slide sound. (Unloaded)

forgetting your LCP is in your back pocket and reaching for it at the store.

Finding a long lost Mag in a moving box from 12 years ago.

Building a potato cannon....because you can...and its fun.

standing in the dark closet to see your night sights.

ran out of fingers to count guns.

 

[Joe Williams]

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Finding a long lost Mag in a moving box from 12 years ago.
snip.

How 'bout finding 42 .357 Magnum rounds simply while cleaning up your "shooting area?" Not to mention 96 .45 ACP rounds, and 350 pieces of primed .45 brass? Happened to me today LOL. And we don't own a .357 or a .45 at the moment!

 

[WEB]

Sounds like a good reason to buy one of each. You mine as well since you already have the ammo!!

 

[RedDot]

You leave your slightly longer bright pink carry permit poking out of your debit cards while buying things.

 

[buzzard pickins]

You open your pick-up door and spent cases scatter across the parking lot,poeple react to the noise and walk the other way.

 

[RedDot]

You open your pick-up door and spent cases scatter across the parking lot,poeple react to the noise and walk the other way.