You might be a Gun Nut if.......

[T-DOGG]

....you know more about the people on INGO than you do about your neighbors of 9 years

....you search the house/garage/shed/cars weekly for stuff to sell or trade for more guns/ammo/accessories

 

[K_W]

...if every non-firearm related purchase is weighed beforehand against future firearms purchase potential.

 

[IndyDave1776]

You spend more on accesories for your gun than for your wife

You mean you can buy a wife?

 

[IndyDave1776]

You might be a gun nut if you appraise the value of things in terms of rounds of ammunition rather than dollar value.

 

[williamnewman1]

you might be a gun nut if your wife thinks your cologne is called Hoppes No. 9

 

[Silverslider]

scary how many of these apply to me. ha ha ha
you know you like guns if....
you have thought about building a new (or bigger) house just so you can build that dream concrete vaulted gun room in the basement.
and
with more property so you can build that dream 1000 yard range.

you have to take a walk back through the sporting goods department of any store you go to that sells guns, ammo, and accessories whether you need anything or not...just browsing

if someone is interested in purchasing a gun or ammo, you know the exact location of the nearest gun store and range (and all the rest in the area) and knowledge of what they carry.

you get excited each month when your gun magazine arrives and you know what day it comes (within a couple of days)

lots more...

yes i am a gun nut!

 

[cook4army]

You do assessments on how much space you will need in case you need to bug out for guns, ammo and reloading supplies.

 

[Tanfodude]

I look at the time 2:23pm and 5:56pm as caliber.

 

[Libertarian01]

Your coworkers, who never owned a gun, know what cosmoline smells like!

 

[Yellowjeep]

If people at work call you the gun guy

 

[88E30M50]

...You spent more for you last gun than you did for your wife's engagement ring and are dumb enough to tell her that.

...You've been married for 27 years, yet still have trouble remembering your brother in law's name, but have no problem remembering the name of the wife of the guy behind the gun counter at your favorite gun store.

 

[Daggy]

You see a nicely shaped pretty young woman OCing, and you examine the details of her gun.

 

[Vigilant]

You call the NRA and ask for your lifetime membership to be refunded so you can buy that next gotta have, and promise to renew at the yearly rate.

 

[throttletony]

If you (annoyingly) comment on guns as they appear in movies. "That gun doesn't make that sound" "Oh, that's a gen2 glock 17, see the lack of finger grooves... well, it could be a gen 2.5, but you get the idea..." "A .45 wouldn't have that trajectory" etc.

 

[Bigtanker]

If you (annoyingly) comment on guns as they appear in movies. "That gun doesn't make that sound" "Oh, that's a gen2 glock 17, see the lack of finger grooves... well, it could be a gen 2.5, but you get the idea..." "A .45 wouldn't have that trajectory" etc.

This is me!

 

[indykid]

You remember the combination to the safe, you just can't remember which safe!

 

[IndyGal65]

If you find yourself trying to find the lump on random people's sides to see who's carrying

^^^This.

 

[throttletony]

If people at work call you the gun guy

... or church

 

[GunSlinger]

You might be a gun nut if you can honestly say:

"I got a new (fill in your favorite gun name) for my wife" "I'm probably going to miss her a bit"

 

[Ruffnek]

...your old favorite movies are now hated because of the improper/incorrect firearm use/terminology.

...watching the military channel prompts a firearm cleaning session because holding your AR makes you feel a bit closer to the real heroes using the real thing.

...you forget a birthday present for your wife until after you've bought your new accessory.

...the birthday present is firearm-related and your wife doesn't even own a gun.

...you buy a carbine on impulse for no other reason than "my carry pistol is that caliber".

...you wear Wal-Mart clothes and boots but your EDC setup is filed with nothing but brand names.

(One of the hardest for me)...you hate talking firearms with family and friends because they don't know proper terminology but they're the only ones who'll talk firearms with you because they're just noobs trying to learn and you seem smart enough to teach them.

(The absolute hardest for me)...you hate using/hearing the word "gun" because of the negative connotation that the media gives it so you substitute "firearm" or "rifle/shotgun/pistol/revolver".You even do this in your head.

Hello,my name is Brad,and I am a gunaholic.