If I were a cop for a day, I would need to work probably double shifts to get everything I wanted to done.
My list of things I would do:
-See how fast I could stroke it, with the radar gun.
-How fast I could make the loop around 465.
-Acquire as much free stuff as possible, car washes, donuts, coffee.
-Pull people over randomly, to see how many would try and pay a bribe instead of take the ticket.
-Run into the street with my badge and commandeer as many vehicles as I could, then leave the vehicle a few blocks away and come back with the keys.
-Flip the lights on as I approach every red light, then back off as I clear the intersection.
-Drive as slow as I could around town, watching everyone else slowly staying behind me and not speeding.
-Drive up next to people, motion to roll their windows down and then take off.
- Grow a sweet mustache.
-Chug syrup, proclaim "The power comes from my lips"
-Make the rookie eat a bar of soap
-Take many naps on the side of the interstate.
-Try to best my radar "speed"
YIKES