I think I found your gun PrintCraft, it matches your chaps!!!
And for when Gold is just too ostentatious, you could go with a more subdued platinum, diamond and sapphire look.
You forgot you need a hair cut that screams look at me to go with it!!
Instead of a whole iPod, how about a set of speakers that you can plug into your ipod or phone or whatever and play some interesting gun toting song.
How could there be any option but the Boondock Saints soundtrack. Just picture yourself walking in slow motion to the sound of a choir making unintelligible noises accompanied by heavy reverb and bass beats, while your fine burgandy trench coat billows in the wind (just like Nick Cage in Face/Off) exposing Printcraft's golden chaps while from your right hip your platinum and sapphire Bedazzled Hi-point with the color-changing LED accent light strobes its accompaniment to the rhythm.
No, really. It'll be all sorts of win. The only reason more people aren't doing it is because they'd spontaneously combust from so much awesome in such a small space. I think you can handle it, though.