Would you shoot Sasquatch?

[ATM]

...Who is the Dorkusmaximus now?

It's still you



...but now you're rich!



...and eatin' Squatch chops!

 

[jeremy]

Zoub, I had better hopes for a thread from you....

Sigh...

 

[Zoub]

But I had the balls to take on a tough subject. The ethics of killing, eating and profiting from the murder of a mythical creature is not an easy subject.

 

[xanderphillips]

Depends... what's it doing? Squatting in the woods dropping a deuce or sprinting towards me, teeth bared and roaring like an enraged gorilla? Different circumstances call for different actions.

 

[Cherryspringer]

Shoot Sasquatch

He would have to really p*** me off.

 

[kyotekilr]

I would just knock him over the head and steal his wallet

 

[jeremy]

Not only would I shoot Bigfoot, but I would Grille him up too. Slather the Meat in BBQ Sauce and Serve to all my Family, Friends and Neighbors...

 

[Kaiser]

Depends on how mad I have made him!

 

[semperfi211]

I said no because I do not think they exist. It's probably a drunk biker looking for his campsite. If they do exist why haven't we found any remains from a dead one? Why don't we have some good close pics with a trail cam? Wouldn't someone have shot one by now? I do watch a cable show that has a group out looking for a "squatch", they even have town hall meetings with people in the area. I think it should be on comedy central because I watch it for laughs.

 

[HUFFMANWG]

Hard choice. If my life was in danger yes. Just to do it, no. but look at all the photo opps.

 

[jsharmon7]

Yes, but only after shouting the obligatory "Look out Ned, he's comin' right for us!"

 

[bogus]

Thread resurrection time!

Here you go boys (and girls)....I wonder if the same applies to Indiana?


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[Mad Anthony Wayne]

Well hell yeah I'd shoot em! Right between his beady eyes. Then I'd drag that corpse all the way to the bank!!!!

 

[spearheadersarge]

Not only would I shoot Bigfoot, but I would Grille him up too. Slather the Meat in BBQ Sauce and Serve to all my Family, Friends and Neighbors...

Nothing better than Squatch slathered in Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce!!!

 

[ATOMonkey]

I bet sasquatch is gamey. I'd use some BW3 parm garlic sauce.

 

[LegatoRedrivers]

No. You should always be absolutely sure of your target!

If I was out in the woods during hunting season and saw a hairy, bipedal, ape-like creature there would be no way to be sure it wasn't just my Uncle Mike.

 

[IncendiaryGunner]

No way...

What if it turned out to be Chuck Testa?

 

[bstone2]

i would shoot it so i didnt have to be one of those people that claim to have seen bigfoot.
ill have proof. if the chupacabre is with him hes getting shot too.

 

[armyvet209]

sasquatch, a unicorn, and the loch ness monster are all free game as far as i'm concerned

 

[JB357Mag]

I voted no cause you cant shoot something that isnt real.

Jimmy