Worst Movie on Earth.. Period..

[44 MAGNUM SHOOTER]

Stuart Little

 

[Disposable Heart]

My short list of terrible movies that require alcohol or drugs to get through:
The Room (neat drinking game associated with it, pretty much trashed at minute 15)
Cube, Cube 2:Hypercube (got that on DVD) and Cube Zero
Anything from that is a SciFi Original
the original Assault on Precinct 13 (OMG its so bad, its great)
White Zombie (can't even hear the dialogue, plus Ed Wood)
Killer Clowns from Outer Space (WTF?)
PeeWee's Big Adventure (including the Big Top adventure)
The vhf tape that came with the D&D DragonQuest board game (though the thief was hot, made it bearable)
Toxic Avenger 2 and on (the first one RULEZ!)
The Beach
The One starring Jet Li, honestly horrible
Chasing Amy (I love Kevin Smith, but that movie was dreck, I wanted to suck start a pistol so bad, reminded me of the crap I had to go through in high school)
Bowling For Columbine (political and inaccurate information movie crapola flick)
Pressure (terrible movie, shot with a Sony Handicam, has terrible sex scenes, plus they change actors and keep their charector names for no reason, absolutely no plot, just people shooting one another and other homie-isms).

Alot more, but I can't remember a few...

 

[rambone]

Cube, Cube 2:Hypercube (got that on DVD) and Cube Zero

Sounds like you couldn't get enough! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

 

[Benny]

I think we could also add anything that begins with "Tyler Perry's" to the list.

 

[theweakerbrother]

A.I. After seeing how it ended I wanted to punch myself for watching it.

DING DING DING! This is the absolute worst movie I have ever seen. And I've seen a lot of bad ones.

 

[tyler34]

"Cool as Ice" staring Rob Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice.

TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Disposable Heart]

Sounds like you couldn't get enough! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

In for a penny, in for a pound!

 

[littletommy]

The Beach

Oh my god, I forgot that one. I actually like most of Dicaprios movies, but that, that was just pure ****.

 

[littletommy]

Mr Bean's holiday was another real gem. And while I'm talking of Brit films the critics raved over, what about "the full monty"? I couldn't understand a damn word any of them said, I think I made it four minutes into that slice of crap before I was trying to throw the t.v. out the window. That one just plain pissed me off.

Another that pissed me off real good was "the strangers" Those dopes with the pillow cases on their heads sneaking around stalking the useless turds in the house, and the one dumb ass shot his buddy accidentally. I wanted every body in that movie to die, hell, I wanted to die after watching that anti gun liberal Hollywood bull****.

 

[CarmelHP]

Oh my god, I forgot that one. I actually like most of Dicaprios movies, but that, that was just pure ****.

How about Titanic, it was idiotic. Like the real story wasn't dramatic enough, they had to add that goofiness of DiCaprio running through the ship getting shot at, and the diamond. Utter nonsense.

 

[slow1911s]

Starship Troopers
Orlando
Anchorman
Cobra

 

[E5RANGER375]

BRUNO

after watching that movie I just wanted to curl up in a corner hugging a teddy bear with my back to the wall.

 

[femurphy77]

Ding, Ding, Ding You're all Wrong!!!!

Without a doubt THE WORST movie ever. . . . . . . ."Lost In Translation" Bill Murray.

We sat through that movie wondering why we were sitting through that movie. This movie is the perfect example of a movie that they showed all the best parts in the previews.

 

[littletommy]

How about Titanic, it was idiotic. Like the real story wasn't dramatic enough, they had to add that goofiness of DiCaprio running through the ship getting shot at, and the diamond. Utter nonsense.

Yeah, but they did show that chicks boobies.

 

[E5RANGER375]

Yeah, but they did show that chicks boobies.

i was younger when that came out. seeing boobies is always good.

 

[EvilElmo]

Everything mentioned so far isn't even close!

The winner, hands down, is Zardoz!

This picture is all you need to know I'm right:

Honorable mentions:
Battlefield Earth
Anything by Tyler Perry
Anything with Susan Sarandon

 

[U.S. Patriot]

I could think of a lot worse!

 

[Benny]

Starship Troopers
Orlando
Anchorman
Cobra

Ding, Ding, Ding You're all Wrong!!!!

Without a doubt THE WORST movie ever. . . . . . . ."Lost In Translation" Bill Murray.

We sat through that movie wondering why we were sitting through that movie. This movie is the perfect example of a movie that they showed all the best parts in the previews.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

These are good examples of how opinions CAN be wrong.

 

[Disposable Heart]

Anything by Tyler Perry

OH MAN! I stand severly corrected. I had to watch some of those at a party once. I had a guy I didn't even know (black) tell me that even HE was disgusted and embarassed of those movies.

I don't know why people keep supporting his films and TV appearances. He is not even close to funny.

 

[U.S. Patriot]

BRUNO

after watching that movie I just wanted to curl up in a corner hugging a teddy bear with my back to the wall.

I would have cuddled with you