Woman shuns bathroom, uses Kmart aisle instead, while wearing the perfect shirt

[Magneto]

She didn't have to worry about anyone seeing her since no one shops at Kmart anymore.

If you think there's no "perfect shirt" to get arrested in for pooping in a Kmart, you're wrong. | Dumb Crime | Someecards

 

[Jomibe]

She sure looks like a good'n:

 

[mtinner]

Not at all surprised.

 

[Big Guy]

Boy does that story stink!!!

 

[printcraft]

Where is longbow when you need him most?

 

[pudly]

Where is longbow when you need him most?

Depends...

 

[churchmouse]

She sure looks like a good'n:

Stellar.....thats a for sure keeper.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Just couldn't make it to Walmart I guess.

 

[slowG]

is it illeagl? I mean if someone craps by accident.. They wouldnt arrest him/her/other. why not claim a sense of urgency and embarassment?

"clean up on isle 1."

 

[nettinyahoo]

Brown-light special.

 

[Bennettjh]

There's still Kmarts?

 

[Lee11b]

A buddy of mine got a good deal on shotgun shells when the liberals at Kmart decided not to handle ammo anymore.

 

[Redtbird]

I think this story is a bunch of crap!

 

[longbow]

Where is longbow when you need him most?

depends work better with number one than two.

 

[NyleRN]

Depends...

I like what you did there

 

[ModernGunner]

Not surprising, she's probably a libtard democraP...

 

[funeralweb]

In her defense, who here can attest to ever seeing a "No Pooping" sign in any retail establishment? I've seen "No Smoking", "No Standing", "No Parking", "No Soliciting" but never "No Pooping", not even in Braille. "Do this. Don't. Do. That. Can't you read the siiiiiign?"

 

[Kirk Freeman]

In before the "it's her rye-eet to poop wherever she wants" crowd!\

INGOtarians would encourage this as it is night soil for their gardens against Monsanto.

 

[pudly]

In her defense, who here can attest to ever seeing a "No Pooping" sign in any retail establishment? I've seen "No Smoking", "No Standing", "No Parking", "No Soliciting" but never "No Pooping", not even in Braille. "Do this. Don't. Do. That. Can't you read the siiiiiign?"

In before the "it's her rye-eet to poop wherever she wants" crowd!\

INGOtarians would encourage this as it is night soil for their gardens against Monsanto.

A little slow today...

 

[Kirk Freeman]

A little slow today.

Only "meye rye-eets" counts.