Saw this, had to share. Enjoy.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop.
Feinstein, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check, you were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it was old.
"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," says Feinstein
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
"My God, what happened to you?" asks Feinstein
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife served me a wonderful meal and the daughter gave me the best sex I have ever had."
"What on earth did you say?" asks Feinstein
"I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them, "I'm Dianne Feinstein's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop.
Feinstein, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check, you were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it was old.
"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," says Feinstein
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
"My God, what happened to you?" asks Feinstein
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife served me a wonderful meal and the daughter gave me the best sex I have ever had."
"What on earth did you say?" asks Feinstein
"I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them, "I'm Dianne Feinstein's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
