Wife's Panties

[newdumdum9825]

Two lawyers are leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one of them. "As soon as I walk in the door, I'm going to rip my wife's panties right off."

"I know the feeling," the other says.

"No, I'm serious," says the first. "They're killing me."

 

[Dr.Midnight]

Boooooo!

 

[IndyGunworks]

fail

 

[AllenM]

hahahaha

 

[newdumdum9825]

THANK YOU! I'll be here all night!

Don't forget to tip your waitress

 

[TheDude]

I giggled.

 

[chocktaw2]

They do tend to get in a twist, or so I've heard.

 

[wizard_of_ahs]

 

[MikeDVB]

Hahahaha..... Uh... Ha.

 

[ftbstrd]

 

[hopper68]

Your wife/girlfriend wearing your clothes =

You wearing your wife's/girlfriend's clothes =

 

[Lunati]

Ssssssssnnnnaaaakkkkkeeee lol

 

[loudpedal]

I am so so very disappointed.

 

[HomeGrownNUgly]

Thats good.

 

[churchmouse]

Looking for so much more........................

 

[RobbyMaQ]

Wait... So only lawyers are supposed to wear their wifes panties?

 

[Miketodd]

Bazinga!

 

[mouse183]

lol

 

[CathyInBlue]

Wait... So only lawyers are supposed to wear their wifes panties?

Doctors wear their wive's tops. Firefighters wear their wive's bras. Soldiers wear their wive's shoes. And cops wear their wive's skirts.

I think I've managed to insult just about every respected profession in the same way as the original joke.

My work here is done. *goes to bed*

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Doctors wear their wive's tops. Firefighters wear their wive's bras. Soldiers wear their wive's shoes. And cops wear their wive's skirts.

I think I've managed to insult just about every respected profession in the same way as the original joke.

My work here is done. *goes to bed*

Its a kilt, I swear.