Major kudos for a well thought out and reasonable response to the situation. Still sucks that you have to deal with all this though. I agree with keeping your business under the radar as much as possible. Hope you get some answers soon!
And yes, my suggestion of an INGO raffle or target practice were definitely of the "good-natured" venting variety, and were not to be taken as serious suggestions.
Guess Ill go unload my trunk then...I was already to come shoot the truck as soon as he gave the address