Why I'm a law-abiding citizen...

[JetGirl]

Flipped the switch on the hair dryer when getting ready for work.
Dead.
Greaaat.
Had to leave the house with wet stringy hair in the windy freakin' cold...and it looked so FABULOUS for the duration!
THIS is why I stay out of trouble.
I could never go to prison. No 3-setting hair dryers with diffuser & cool blast.

 

[rhino]

Or . . . are there?

 

[jblomenberg16]

LOL! I've never had to deal with one myself, but my wife is the same way. It was a tragedy in our house when her's caught fire and was out of comission. We put off going to the store for most things, but we had to make a full blown emergency run to replace the hair dryer!

 

[JetGirl]

LOL! I've never had to deal with one myself, but my wife is the same way. It was a tragedy in our house when her's caught fire and was out of comission. We put off going to the store for most things, but we had to make a full blown emergency run to replace the hair dryer!

AwwwYeahhh... I didn't even go home. Straight to WallyWorld first.

 

[JetGirl]

Or . . . are there?

I don't want to know how you might know...

 

[IndyDave1776]

I don't want to know how you might know...

He is right, at least where it would concern you. There are some areas in which they make concessions to the women in prison that they don't for the men, and that is one of them, or at least it was way back when, when I worked there.

 

[RedneckReject]

I've never used a hair dryer in my life but I feel for those of us that have to. It must be a pain

 

[HavokCycle]

and to think, i've been on camping trips where i've not known the touch of soap in a fortnight.

 

[IndyDave1776]

and to think, i've been on camping trips where i've not known the touch of soap in a fortnight.

Touching the soap is not big deal--it's picking up after you drop it that can get you in trouble!

 

[RedneckReject]

Touching the soap is not big deal--it's picking up after you drop it that can get you in trouble!

 

[HavokCycle]

Touching the soap is not big deal--it's picking up after you drop it that can get you in trouble!

being in the remote Georgia woods on the river where Deliverance was filmed can get lonely ya know

 

[RedneckReject]

being in the remote Georgia woods on the river where Deliverance was filmed can get lonely ya know

If you're ever in the general vicinity of someone squealing like a pig and I happen to be there I am going to test my physical limits by running faster than anyone ever has

 

[HavokCycle]

If you're ever in the general vicinity of someone squealing like a pig and I happen to be there I am going to test my physical limits by running faster than anyone ever has

i didn't get nervous til i found out our we'd have to ford the river to get to our remote camping spot.
good trout trip tho. + i have an awesome picture of a half-dozen trucks fording a bumper-deep river all in a line.

 

[RedneckReject]

i didn't get nervous til i found out our we'd have to ford the river to get to our remote camping spot.
good trout trip tho. + i have an awesome picture of a half-dozen trucks fording a bumper-deep river all in a line.

I'm getting more nervous about you by the nanosecond

 

[miguel]

You wouldn't need a dryer in solitary at Gitmo!

 

[HavokCycle]

I'm getting more nervous about you by the nanosecond

GOOD

 

[hornadylnl]

and to think, i've been on camping trips where i've not known the touch of soap in a fortnight.

I didn't even change underwear on week long camping trips.

 

[Birds Away]

If you're ever in the general vicinity of someone squealing like a pig and I happen to be there I am going to test my physical limits by running faster than anyone ever has

In that situation, I think you would be safe.

 

[churchmouse]

I keep a brand new spare in the closet for such mornings.
Lesson learned through past experiences................

I am also very good at repairing them.

 

[ditto]

Flipped the switch on the hair dryer when getting ready for work.
Dead.
Greaaat.
Had to leave the house with wet stringy hair in the windy freakin' cold...and it looked so FABULOUS for the duration!
THIS is why I stay out of trouble.
I could never go to prison. No 3-setting hair dryers with diffuser & cool blast.

I feel you!! I'll admit it. When I think about "The End Days"...I wonder...what am I going to do about my hair?!