Dodgerdoob
Plinker
This one might take the cake. When I was in college, I was a cheerleader. Our basketball team had made it to the conference finals which was in a large city. After the game, all of the men on the squad wanted to go out to eat. That time of night, the only restaurants that were open were across town along the Interstate exits. We were shocked at how much a cab cost, so we decided to do something different after dinner to get back to our hotel. Some of the guys had a high school; buddy that lived in that town. They called him and asked if he would come pick us up. He arrived in his big boat of a car with a bench seat front and back and only two doors. We shoved 9 former football players in to the car and still had two people left. They volunteered to ride in the trunk. We made it about ten minutes before there were blue lights everywhere. We were told to show our hands and not put them down as we got out. Its quite a feat to crawl out of the back seat of a car without using your hands, but when you see 4 or 5 LEOs with plastic pistols drawn on you, you manage. After a tense time on the side of an overpass, the cops sorted out the story and really got a laugh when they found out we were cheerleaders trying to be cheap. An unmarked car had gotten behind us, saw all the people in the car and the two in the trunk and thought we were a gang that had kidnapped someone.