You know how I know YOU'RE gay?
If you chose the shirt over the girl....just saying...girl>bacon...
You're obviously single.
I am married. Lovingly, fearfully, M.A.D.ly married if you get my drift.
Plus, my history of women is that the super attractive ones gives full credit to the comment:
Show me a supermodel and I will show you some guy who is sick of her ****.
I will take the one I already have, and she will take me... preferably not to a shallow grave in the national forest somewhere.