Which would you rather have?

[ZbornacSVT]

The shirt or the girl?

 

[Tryin']

I would have to see the shirt and the girl first. . .

 

[jsharmon7]

 

[ZbornacSVT]

Ok, it took an extra minute to post......try again.

 

[ATF Consumer]

I'd eat that!

 

[ZbornacSVT]

I'd eat that!

That is classic

 

[jsharmon7]

Oh I see it now...girl.

 

[Joe Williams]

Can't tell, the girl is all covered up. Might be trying to hide defects. I'll have to see a picture without the clothes to decide.

 

[Tryin']

Is she CC'ing bacon under there? Mmmmmm. . .

 

[techres]

The shirt looks cheap.

The girl looks expensive.

I'll take the shirt.

 

[Andre46996]

Both!!

Does she have a Baconi (Bacon + Bikini) on under there.


Changed my mind this sounds like the words of wisdom right here!!!!

The shirt looks cheap.

The girl looks expensive.

I'll take the shirt.

 

[Tryin']

The shirt looks cheap.

The girl looks expensive.

I'll take the shirt.

She's wearing a bacon shirt, how expensive could she be?

 

[JohnP82]

the girl

 

[techres]

She's wearing a bacon shirt, how expensive could she be?

1. $100 Dinner & a Kiss on the hand
2. $5000 Payment to her boyfriend with the camera to avoid #3.
3. $7000 Divorce proceeding with 1/2 of all assets gone.
4. $100,000 PR firm bill to keep it all out of the press.
5. $1,000,000 Your now ex-wife got cause she took your wallet with the later winning lottery ticket in it (the one you bought wile on the $100 "lucky" date).

Or, more likely,

6. One of those gifts that just keeps on giving.

I'll take the shirt. At least you can bleach it into some level of certainty.

 

[jsharmon7]

1. $100 Dinner & a Kiss on the hand
2. $5000 Payment to her boyfriend with the camera to avoid #3.
3. $7000 Divorce proceeding with 1/2 of all assets gone.
4. $100,000 PR firm bill to keep it all out of the press.
5. $1,000,000 Your now ex-wife got cause she took your wallet with the later winning lottery ticket in it (the one you bought wile on the $100 "lucky" date).

Or, more likely,

6. One of those gifts that just keeps on giving.

I'll take the shirt. At least you can bleach it into some level of certainty.

I just looked at the picture again...I think I'll take my chances.

 

[femurphy77]

MMMMM Bacon, MMMMM Women!!! I've always told the girlfriend that Women are my favorite flavor so I'm gonna have to go with it.

 

[Eddie]

Wife won't shoot me for bringing home a different shirt.

 

[Tryin']

1. $100 Dinner & a Kiss on the hand
2. $5000 Payment to her boyfriend with the camera to avoid #3.
3. $7000 Divorce proceeding with 1/2 of all assets gone.
4. $100,000 PR firm bill to keep it all out of the press.
5. $1,000,000 Your now ex-wife got cause she took your wallet with the later winning lottery ticket in it (the one you bought wile on the $100 "lucky" date).

Or, more likely,

6. One of those gifts that just keeps on giving.

I'll take the shirt. At least you can bleach it into some level of certainty.

So true, the way my luck runs!

 

[hotfarmboy1]

1. $100 Dinner & a Kiss on the hand
2. $5000 Payment to her boyfriend with the camera to avoid #3.
3. $7000 Divorce proceeding with 1/2 of all assets gone.
4. $100,000 PR firm bill to keep it all out of the press.
5. $1,000,000 Your now ex-wife got cause she took your wallet with the later winning lottery ticket in it (the one you bought wile on the $100 "lucky" date).

Or, more likely,

6. One of those gifts that just keeps on giving.

I'll take the shirt. At least you can bleach it into some level of certainty.

I don't seem to get much than a few dates anymore before they take off. So I'll give the girl a shot, if it doesn't work I'll sneak the shirt away.

At least I wouldn't have to spend all that money in your post.

 

[littletommy]

She's kinda got skinny legs, and I can't tell what the upper half looks like cause of how she's holdin the shirt, she really don't have pretty eyes, the color of the shirt doesn't do anything for her. I'd really like to see what her butt looks like. What the hell... I'd hit it!