ruger police service six loaded with 38sp critcal defense night stand.
226 40 and a 380 on each dresser. with random 380's and glock 9's placed through the house in handy spots.
That, and an S&W 4566 with 3 mags and a Mossberg 590A1. Wife has a .357 Combat Master. In the office down the hall, Stoeger 12 guage coach gun and my 1911s.
As to the above attempt at humor, the joke has likely been made, but I didn't want to go back through all of the pages to check.