Whats worse my Bark or my Bite ?

[TheRude1]

Yesterday at work a regular came in. She is always talking about her blk lab Daisey
She told me she had her in the car and if I would like to meet her, I sure would

We approach the vehicle and she says Daisey this is Rude, Rude this is Daisey
So the dog seems cool tail waggen looken happy, I put my hand out and before its even close the dog lunges forward barcking and slams in to the glass.
She's about 50/60 lbs and the window is open about 8"--10"

I immediatly lunge at the dog barking as loud as I can !

Daisey steps back and pinch's off a loaf in her back seat

It is a jeep with vinyl seats, got some windex and some towels and she got it cleaned up

I felt bad but

 

[mcolford]

 

[tom1025]

 

[hoosierdoc]

What line of work are you in?

 

[BDBHoover]

 

[rgrimm01]

In this case, exactly who gets their face rubbed in it? I could see the dog presenting a pretty good argument in its defense...

 

[ditto]

Is this true or did you just think of it while you were taking a dump yesterday?

 

[TheRude1]

In this case, exactly who gets their face rubbed in it? I could see the dog presenting a pretty good argument in its defense...

Didnt think of that

 

[TheRude1]

I manage a liquor store

What line of work are you in?

 

[hoosierdoc]

I manage a liquor store

OK. I was curious about the environment where you could go out and scare a regular customer's dog. I would LOVE to have that ability at times. Especially when your scream equates to a "brown note". Heh.

 

[TheRude1]

A brown note

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

it wasn't his scream - it was his breath.



-J-

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Those labs, you know they're unstable like that. I didn't see any loaves pinched, but one time I made a Doberman reexamine all its premises, and I didn't even have to bark.

 

[moosebag]

 

[TheRude1]

it wasn't his scream - it was his breath.



-J-

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

I screwed it up...

Pretend I said "it wasn't your bark that caused the Code Brown, it was your breath."

Not nearly as funny now, though.

 

[megalomaniac]

Now *that* is funny!