because you couldn't handle Barbra Eden.
Pffft.
If you can handle Julie Newmar, you can handle anything:
because you couldn't handle Barbra Eden.
Since were way off topic I'll add m humble outlook. Mary Ann is the one you could probably have that discrete fun with and she wouldn't tell. Ginger while attractive was to much attention. Jeanie (she had it going on) but what really had myself and every other boy in my class going was wonder women. Wanted so bad to get tied up by her truth lasso/rope thing. In fact pretty sure that's the single reason I have a thing for bustier to this day!
Sounds like he was a bit overexcited after getting his Taurus back from repair for the 5th time