Hmmmm
All I can come up with is your friend, or anyone else who finds themselves in this exact situation, should first stop the bleeding from their nose and wipe away the tears. Then, CONTACT THE UNIVERSITY AND TRY TO GET A REFUND OF YOUR TUITION! IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO LOCK YOUR DOOR, YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BENEFIT FROM ATTENDING COLLEGE!
Just kidding. You're probably not quite that stupid but you are pretty stupid!
All I can come up with is your friend, or anyone else who finds themselves in this exact situation, should first stop the bleeding from their nose and wipe away the tears. Then, CONTACT THE UNIVERSITY AND TRY TO GET A REFUND OF YOUR TUITION! IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO LOCK YOUR DOOR, YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BENEFIT FROM ATTENDING COLLEGE!
Just kidding. You're probably not quite that stupid but you are pretty stupid!