Fine, but he's YOUR responsibility.
YOU feed him, clean up after him, walk him...
First sign that you're shirking your responsibility and BACK he goes! Do we understand each other?
Now wipe your feet. Close that door, were you born in a barn? Turn off that light, I'm not the electric company. The floor is not a closet...hang that coat up.
Holy crap! I started looking over my shoulder...stop that!