I am not a big fan of uninvited guests on my property.
I do not like people coming around uninvited, and I don't invite many over.
Ok, I guess it is up to me. I have the solution, as usual.
We will have rhino to stand outside your front door dressed as a yard gnome and chase away all solicitors.
Pro: all uninvited guests will be chased away.
Con: you can no longer have Chinese, Thai, sushi, balut or pizza (especially pizza with balut) delivered to your home.
What is JH?
Am I the only one that sees at least a hint of irony here?
Maybe he meant JW for Jehovah's Witnesses? For the JW's on Saturday mornings I like to answer the door at 8 or 9 in the morning with a beer can in my hand and shirt off like some drunken hillbilly (no offense to anyone on the board that may be one). Usually they don't stick around. Maybe hand out a piece of literature and that's about it.
You are welcome to stop by for a beer anytime so long as you leave your bunny clippers in the carI don't show up at someone's house unless they call and invite me over.
S10 pick up? Isn't that Mosin?
I'm sure everyone has thought about what unsolicited visitors could actually be doing. It isn't that hard for a criminal to make up a business card that says they do tree work or lawn mowing. Just so they can have a reason to peek into your front door to see if there is anything they want to come back for. Think about it. Whats the first thing you do when someone hands you a business card. You hold it in your hand and look down at it to read it. It takes your eyes off of them long enough for them to loose your eye contact and let there eyes wonder into your door.
I don't like people coming uninvited. If they do they will get a very cold shoulder and may get told to get the He double hockey sticks off my property. thats why I have a no trespassing sign at the end of my driveway.
Just saying keep a leery eye on people like that.
Neither looked like the bus driving type.
Maybe he meant JW for Jehovah's Witnesses? For the JW's on Saturday mornings I like to answer the door at 8 or 9 in the morning with a beer can in my hand and shirt off like some drunken hillbilly (no offense to anyone on the board that may be one). Usually they don't stick around. Maybe hand out a piece of literature and that's about it.
Ok, I guess it is up to me. I have the solution, as usual. Why won't people listen to me as I obviously have the answers to life's problems?
We will have rhino to stand outside your front door dressed as a yard gnome and chase away all solicitors.
Pro: all uninvited guests will be chased away.
Con: you can no longer have Chinese, Thai, sushi, balut or pizza (especially pizza with balut) delivered to your home.
You are welcome to stop by for a beer anytime so long as you leave your bunny clippers in the car
I'm sure everyone has thought about what unsolicited visitors could actually be doing. It isn't that hard for a criminal to make up a business card that says they do tree work or lawn mowing. Just so they can have a reason to peek into your front door to see if there is anything they want to come back for. Think about it. Whats the first thing you do when someone hands you a business card. You hold it in your hand and look down at it to read it. It takes your eyes off of them long enough for them to loose your eye contact and let there eyes wonder into your door.
I don't like people coming uninvited. If they do they will get a very cold shoulder and may get told to get the He double hockey sticks off my property. thats why I have a no trespassing sign at the end of my driveway.
Just saying keep a leery eye on people like that.
Gates fixed that problem for me.