At the risk of offending those few folks I've missed, here's my take. This based on the length of time here.
0-500= newbie, reticent, mountain man, man/woman of a few well placed words, shy, lurker.
500-under 4995= no pathology here, unless a newbie.
4996-75,000= needs a life, needs to get out more, loves to shmooze, stay @ home mom/dad, disabled, Marxist moderator, prisoner with a laptop, needs more exercise, more talk than action, grumpy old man, not a war hero, needs a life, is fat.
I need help with this list, at least with the last one. Please work it to your own specs.
I can't disagree.